AdZe MiXXe® presents
StarBios Report
for
Bette Midler
Bette Midler, born 1945 December 01 at 0219PM, Honolulu, Hawaii (21N18 157W52 10W)
House System: koch
"It is my great pleasure to present your StarBios Report.
This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort.
I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it.
For the most part, this report is positive and sincere.
Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff
and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared,
I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches.
This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice
and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself."
-- AdZe MiXXe
This StarBios Report can guide you to your best possible future.
Revealing your most important personalized astrological information,
the StarBios Report is like an executive summary about you and for you.
This report contains specific tactics to help you achieve your destiny.
If you pick up just one appropriate tip and stick with it,
this report will have paid for itself many times over.
AdZe's StarBios Report is developed over twelve chapters:
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives
AdZe's StarBios Report is an astrological reading for Bette Midler.
It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself.
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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9 Sagittarius 28
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21S53
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Moon
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9 Scorpio 40
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10S53
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Mercury
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21 Sagittarius 21
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Rx
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22N58
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Venus
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24 Scorpio 42
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17S59
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Mars
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3 Leo 10
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21N45
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Jupiter
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20 Libra 23
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6S56
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Saturn
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24 Cancer 13
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Rx
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21S22
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Uranus
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15 Gemini 41
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Rx
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22S40
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Neptune
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8 Libra 19
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2S08
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Pluto
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11 Leo 39
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Rx
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11S21
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Chiron
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17 Libra 54
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8S23
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Node
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1 Cancer 04
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Ascendant
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9 Aries 39
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Midheaven
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6 Capricorn 46
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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9 Aries 39
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2
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12 Taurus 54
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3
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11 Gemini 37
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4
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6 Cancer 46
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5
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3 Leo 38
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6
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4 Virgo 55
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7
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9 Libra 39
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8
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12 Scorpio 54
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9
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11 Sagittarius 37
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10
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6 Capricorn 46
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11
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3 Aquarius 38
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12
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4 Pisces 55
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Chapter 1. Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
Four or more planets in Water signs
A CUP OF YOUR LOVE
A great deal of your time is spent in the world of feelings, emotions and intuitions. For the most part, your life is experienced as an ebb and flow of emotional tides and currents. You usually react strongly to the emotional atmosphere of any given situation. You don't deal with people so much by their outward appearance as you do by their inner state. You seem to know things intuitively and have some degree of psychic power. Your best communication is often nonverbal.
You are very impressionable though you try to hide it. Since intangibles play a great role in your life, practicality or intellectualism isn't necessarily your thing.
Few things bring you greater happiness than a successful, close, personal relationship. You have an innate understanding of the interconnectedness and interdependence of all forms of life. Empathy, compassion and emotional rapport can be your strongest virtues. However, not many people are ready to merge the way you are. Learn to recognize and respect other peoples' boundaries. Because of your constant awareness of other peoples' emotions, you need to insure your privacy and to practice some form of daily prayer or meditation.
TIP: Master an art form such as poetry, music, photography or dance. You can do it Bette Midler.
All things aquatic and nautical fascinate you; you are in your natural element when surrounded by water. So, get yourself a hot tub, a waterbed, an aquarium and a fountain. Or live by a great body of water. Because of your heightened sensitivity to fluids you are advised to drink purified water and to purchase and service a water-filtration system for your home.
Four or more planets in Fire signs
THE FLAMES OF YOUR PASSION
You tend to be active, dynamic, mobile and assertive. You know that you're special and enjoy a charmed life. Intuition is your thing and you live by your own code, which is usually positive and life affirming. Competitive and flamboyant, you give people a strong and immediate impression of who you are. Timid and slow folk may find you overwhelming, rash and willful. You are more or less self-motivated.
TIP: When dealing with regular people and mere mortals, be patient and polite.
You may or may not carry a vision of the future. If you do, it is your passion and inspiration that can make you the hub of the wheel and an inspiration to others. Once you are sufficiently inspired, you can accomplish virtually anything. On the contrary, when you are without a vision, an aspiration or a goal, you become a candidate for spontaneous combustion.
TIP: If you are a hot head or have dry skin, drink several glasses of pure water every day.
You need to build up your energy and avoid burn out. Make the most of cat naps.
Fewer than two planets in Earth signs
ABOUT GETTING GROUNDED
Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.
TIP: Get the things of the earth into your home.
Add some live plants to your environment. Fill your home with tile, pottery, wicker, ceramics, rocks and crystals. Spend more time in the present moment. Constantly remind yourself to "be here now". Eat more solid foods such as stews, soups, cooked grains and casseroles. Get more into your body. Treat yourself to regular professional massage. Find a sport or exercise regime that you can enjoy. Walk around in your bare feet in the cool dewy grass. Work to acquire a sense of steady rhythm and endurance.
Four or more planets in Air signs
YOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET
Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.
TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."
People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.
You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.
Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.
Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.
Five or more planets in Cardinal signs
YOU DO YOUR OWN THING
You like to start things and take the initiative. You have to act, but do not like to be told what to do. You are restless, energetic, driving, outgoing, opportunistic and ambitious. You're full of primal energy and do not cope well with direct and constant supervision. You're suited for self-employment, or the kind of work where you are in charge. Probably, you're more busy than bored.
TIP: Learn to delegate in order to become a better leader.
You've a strong outward orientation to career, love, home and family. Deal directly with surroundings and others.
Sun Contraparallel Mars
HIGH ENERGY
You're aggressive and a person of action. You're something of a sex symbol. You have extra potential to develop athletic skills, strength and power. Find the right channel for your aggressive assertive energy.
Sun Parallel Saturn
SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH DECISIONS
Virginia Woolf said, "I don't believe in aging, I believe in forever altering one's aspect to the sun."
You're serious, responsible, industrious and hardworking. You probably matured early and may have missed out on much of the joy of childhood. You tend to get along well with mature people and the elderly. You can become a star by becoming more purposeful. Your discipline can make you a self-made person.
You can become a star by learning how to get more joy out of the sheer struggle of life. Become consciously aware of the rules that you have made for yourself and for others. Become aware of internal voices that judge you.
Sun Parallel Uranus
SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH LIBERATION FAME AND GOOD PR IS LIKELY
You're brilliant, original and independent though somewhat erratic, impulsive, and rebellious. You're naturally innovative and can become a star by adjusting your talents to the information age. Marriage is challenging, to say the least. Before someone becomes your lover, see if you are friends. Give yourself permission to enjoy unusual relationships with outstanding characters.
Moon Parallel Pluto
INSTINCTS UNITE WITH CLEANSING
Your sensitivity is strong and intense. From time to time you need to take a chance on an emotional adventure. You were made for sexually enriching relationships. You can relate to others once you have mastered your self assurance. There could be a touch of the fanatic, zealot or sadist in you or your mom. Learn to deal with emotional extremes, insatiable needs and insane demands.
Mercury Contraparallel Uranus
CONCEPTS BRING OUT TALENT FOR LIBERATION
Small and effective action is better than talk. Learn to speak with quick deeds. To make more money, learn to assimilate more information. Read more technical writing. When you feel that your job can be done by a robot or a computer, it is time for you to think about other jobs. You can make more money by becoming more independent in your thinking and progressive in your actions.
You can become very skilled at public communications, software development, chess, design and engineering. You've an intuitive, astute, independent and original mind. For an unusually exciting date, go hear a jazz vocalist.
Mars Contraparallel Saturn
MOTIVATIONS BRING OUT TALENT FOR DECISIONS
Duty and financial planning can motivate you. You can develop good organization, discipline and follow through. Your plans can lead you to excellence. To get what you want, you may have to move the earth. You can be moderately aggressive in your romantic pursuits.
Sometimes it may seem as if the hand of authority wants to smack you silly. Learning to work with "Mars Saturn Energy" can be a real pain in the you know what. If you find yourself faced with many difficulties to overcome, then you can become the kind of hero who moves mountains. Resolve the conflict that exists between your motivations and your conflicts. Determine that the responsibilities you choose will be a turn on. Learn to combine caution and prudence with decisive action. Learn when to stop and when to go.
TIP: Read Carl Von Clausewitz "On War", Princeton Paperbacks ISBN 0-691-01854-5.
Usually, you're a productive, methodical worker. You can learn to become self-reliant. You can develop exciting career options and powers of endurance.
Mars Contraparallel Uranus
FAST REFLEXES
You're an impersonal competitor who can persist against great odds. You're known for unusual activity, unique movements and unpredictable energy. You've a short fuse and you can win the longshot. You're a rebellious, rambunctious renegade.
Mercury beyond the Tropic of Cancer
EXTRAORDINARY COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS
There is no doubt about it Bette Midler. You are a "Mercurial Character." You can be: the messenger, reporter, critic, trickster, educator, whiz kid, D.J., pixie and voyeur. You can develop a unique way with words. You're encouraged to learn another language, perhaps Spanish or a computer language.
Pay attention to themes of "twoness" and you can double your good luck. For example, you can double your income by developing skill as a paid speaker and published author.
Mercury Retrograde
CONCEPTUAL FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
There is more to your mind than meets the eye. In your early years, you were in your own little world, focused internal. As you age and mature, your focus will become more external. Your mind will move into higher gears, and learning will become easier.
You may have started your life self-conscious and shy, especially about speech and communications. To those who do not know any better, you may appear absentminded. You are, in fact, contemplative and attuned to and aware of subtle psychological states. You just can't always explain what's happening.
You naturally learn through absorption. Make learning easier; get a copy of The Brain Gym. This little booklet will show you simple tricks to make you smarter.
In time you may develop special communications skills and make your mark on the world. Along the way, to make life easier and more fun, learn to make some small talk and deal naturally with casual acquaintances. Stay alert for changing signposts.
Saturn Retrograde
DECISIVE FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
Something in you bridles against tradition, conventional wisdom and authority. You don't like to be told what to do. Evaluate when and where it is important to take on the establishment. Get Kerry Johnson's The Science of Self Discipline, available from Nightingale-Conant at 1-800-323-5552. Nightingale-Conant offers an unconditional, 30-day money-back guarantee.
TIP: Besides the hard ways, there are other ways to learn. If you can learn from hard knocks, then you can learn from pats on the back.
You can do some of your best work alone. Ironically, in your later years, you may become a leader.
Uranus Retrograde
LIBERATING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
When you are feeling especially anxious and socially alienated, it may be a sign that you are rebelling against yourself. Allow yourself the freedom to be unique and, possibly, unconventional. Unusual friends are pluses too. You can be a genius.
Pluto Retrograde
CLEANSING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARDS MOTION)
Become aware of your deeply seated psychological motivations. Recognizing and grappling with your repressed desires and your suppressed anger will benefit you tremendously. Among the benefits are: increased energy, productivity and peace of mind, body and soul. Spend some time alone contemplating and meditating.
NEXT - Chapter 2
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives