AdZe MiXXe® presents
Hot Couples Report
for
Brad Pitt
and
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt, born 1963 December 18 at 0631AM, Shawnee, Oklahoma (35N20 96W56 6W)
Angelina Jolie, born 1975 June 04 at 0909AM, Los Angeles, California (34N03 118W15 7W)
House System: koch
"It is my great pleasure to present your Hot Couples Report.
This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort.
I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it.
For the most part, this report is positive and sincere.
Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff
and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared,
I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches.
This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice
and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself."
-- AdZe MiXXe
AdZe's Hot Couples are developed over five chapters:
Preface Major Themes in Your Relationship.
1 Sunny Side Up.
2 Moon Shadows.
3 The Mercurial Side.
4 Venus: What Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really care about.
5 Mars: What really gets Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie excited.
AdZe's Hot Couples is an astrological reading for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself.
Composite Positions for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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17 Virgo 43
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4N51
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Moon
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3 Virgo 50
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11N21
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Mercury
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13 Libra 12
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8S12
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Venus
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14 Leo 53
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16N33
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Mars
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23 Sagittarius 41
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25S51
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Jupiter
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10 Libra 11
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3S03
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Saturn
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8 Taurus 43
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Rx
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16S40
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Uranus
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3 Libra 20
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0S57
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Neptune
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26 Scorpio 20
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17S58
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Pluto
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24 Virgo 40
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15N56
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Chiron
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5 Aries 05
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Rx
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0N47
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Node
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21 Pisces 14
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Ascendant
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12 Libra 03
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Midheaven
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13 Cancer 14
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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12 Libra 03
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2
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11 Scorpio 32
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3
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10 Sagittarius 55
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4
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13 Capricorn 14
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5
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12 Aquarius 50
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6
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12 Pisces 13
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7
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12 Aries 03
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8
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11 Taurus 32
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9
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10 Gemini 55
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10
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13 Cancer 14
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11
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12 Leo 50
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12
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12 Virgo 13
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Preface
Major Themes in Your RelationshipComposite Sun Undecile Venus Pleasure and a share of the good life are indicated. How much and how good depends upon your values and levels of self-esteem. The more you're sincere rather than superficial the further you can go.
Composite Sun Conjunct Pluto This relationship is neither superficial or casual. You exude intense personal responses from one another. The effects you have on each other are long lasting. Put another way, profound and inevitable elements of fate cause you to transform one another. Ego games and power struggles are issues.
Composite Moon Novile Mercury There aren't many secrets here and you do talk things over. With effort you can achieve emotional understanding. It will be a major plus if the two of you learn to communicate your feelings clearly and objectively. Your nonverbal signals to each other are strong--neither good nor bad--just powerful. The two of you communicate a variety of feelings and attitudes and ideas in a variety of ways.
Composite Moon Tri-Decile Mars The relationship is anything but dispassionate. You arouse strong feelings in each other. In fact, you could find yourselves on an emotional roller-coaster ride punctuated by some emotional loop- de-loops. Disagreements will tend to be vigorous and reconciliations will also tend to be intense. As long as you are open to the creative resolution of problems, you can make it.
Composite Moon Decile Jupiter You enjoy each other's company. You can share some jokes, good times and social activities together. You are friends and share a sense of well being. You can raise each other's spirits and uplift each other's morale. It feel safe to be open and honest with each other. Commitment could be another issue.
Composite Mercury Conjunct Jupiter Tolerance, optimism and positive thinking can be the fruits of this relationship. The stars encourage you to go places and learn things together. Try not to make a big deal out of little things. You can develop each other's talent and skills. Just to be on the safe side, before you jump at each other's big ideas, double- check the facts and make sure there are no misrepresentations. Your efforts to find the right perspective will be rewarded.
Composite Mercury Tri-Septile Saturn Communication is a major issue. Talk about serious discussions! The two of you must tend to pragmatic considerations. To the degree you plan together for the future and work on mutual projects this relationship will work. If you hold on to fixed, rigid ideas, you will be discouraged. Don't assume you can read each other's minds. Work to say what you think clearly and concisely.
Composite Venus Novile Pluto Don't be surprised to find yourselves transformed by the extreme passions, pleasures and experiences you share. This is anything but a casual relationship and cannot be taken lightly. You two will dredge up deep emotions in each other. Power and control could be an issue.
Composite Mars Quintile Jupiter This relationship is highly energetic and physical. It comes with optimism and great expectations. With clear goals and shared objectives, you can be a great team. It looks like you can do a lot together--probably more than you can do individually. As long as there are enough mutual outlets, all will be well. Get outdoors and have a good time.
Composite Mars Sesqui-Quadrate Saturn Before this relationship can work, there are serious obstacles to be overcome. For example, the two of you run hot and cold with each other. You can get in each other's way. Patience will be tested. Criticism must be constructive or else you will become each other's biggest problem.
Composite Mars Bi-Novile Uranus Anything but status-quo, this relationship has a strong, unconventional tone. Unexpected, uncommon and unpredictable turns of events will guarantee that the two of you will be anything but bored with each other. If you're looking for routine and stability, look elsewhere.
If you're flexible enough to enjoy some wild ups and downs, and if you want to challenge conventional reality, you've found the right partner! Your time together will be marked by new paths of self-expression, a new understanding of reality and sudden changes.
Composite Mars Square Pluto This relationship will be marked by powerful transformations and strong physical drives. Be conscious of where you are directing your power together. If you have positive and purposeful objectives, you have great chances to achieve them. There is tremendous creative energy to solve problems. However, without great care and courtesy and consideration, the two of you will most certainly find each other to be vicious, crude and difficult to deal with.
Composite Jupiter Quinqunx Saturn There's serious potential here. Together you face big choices, major ups and downs and some giant mood oscillations. To make this relationship work, you need a good dose of cautious optimism. If you share more practical concerns than pessimistic laments and if you share some ideals, you'll do some great things and go to some spectacular places together. If the relationship stalls out, check for rigidity and lack or realism.
Composite Jupiter Conjunct Uranus Perhaps you met or meet under unusual social circumstances or you're an innovative couple. To the degree you're willing to give each other space, this relationship will work. Possessiveness would be a problem. Grant yourself and each other unique permissions. Make some new discoveries together. Share experience and experiments.
Composite Jupiter Semi-Square Neptune You share idealistic sentiments, otherworldly concerns and can develop anything from a fantasy world to a strong spiritual relationship. Whether or not this union produces false security and a fool's paradise or higher states of consciousness and answers to prayers is up to you.
Composite Saturn Biquintile Uranus You need to have the best of the old and new worlds. There could be a test of patience and a test of nerves. Commitment and friendship may become an issue. Deal with problems as they arise or, without warning, tension may push you to the breaking point.
Composite Saturn Sesqui-Quadrate Pluto Your life together may be tough. This relationship is serious and intense and may have grave qualities. Loyalty and commitment are mandatory. Otherwise, there can be bitter anguish. Either you will be great survivors or you may destroy each other. Slow but steady transformation is the way to go.
Planetary Positions for Brad Pitt
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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25 Sagittarius 52
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23S23
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Moon
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22 Capricorn 50
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22S33
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Mercury
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16 Capricorn 07
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23S54
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Venus
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23 Capricorn 28
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22S47
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Mars
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10 Capricorn 02
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23S39
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Jupiter
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9 Aries 43
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2N43
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Saturn
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19 Aquarius 14
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16S07
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Uranus
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10 Virgo 04
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Rx
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7S21
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Neptune
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16 Scorpio 53
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15S31
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Pluto
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14 Virgo 13
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Rx
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6N17
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Chiron
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10 Pisces 12
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3S32
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Node
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12 Cancer 04
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Ascendant
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11 Sagittarius 54
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Midheaven
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26 Virgo 58
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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11 Sagittarius 54
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2
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9 Capricorn 05
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3
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12 Aquarius 50
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4
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26 Pisces 58
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5
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22 Aries 09
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6
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16 Taurus 58
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7
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11 Gemini 54
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8
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9 Cancer 05
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9
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12 Leo 50
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10
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26 Virgo 58
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11
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22 Libra 09
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12
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16 Scorpio 58
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Planetary Positions for Angelina Jolie
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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13 Gemini 25
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22N25
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Moon
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13 Aries 05
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8N26
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Mercury
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22 Gemini 20
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Rx
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24S29
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Venus
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28 Cancer 09
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22N47
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Mars
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10 Aries 43
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2N57
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Jupiter
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17 Aries 21
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5N47
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Saturn
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17 Cancer 28
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22N14
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Uranus
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28 Libra 47
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Rx
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11N21
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Neptune
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10 Sagittarius 22
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Rx
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23N21
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Pluto
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6 Libra 33
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Rx
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18N11
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Chiron
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26 Aries 40
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10N36
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Node
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0 Sagittarius 24
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Ascendant
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28 Cancer 53
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Midheaven
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17 Aries 52
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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28 Cancer 53
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2
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24 Leo 55
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3
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21 Virgo 17
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4
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17 Libra 52
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5
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29 Scorpio 49
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6
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1 Capricorn 45
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7
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28 Capricorn 53
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8
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24 Aquarius 55
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9
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21 Pisces 17
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10
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17 Aries 52
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11
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29 Taurus 49
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12
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1 Cancer 45
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NEXT - Chapter 1
Preface Major Themes in Your Relationship.
1 Sunny Side Up.
2 Moon Shadows.
3 The Mercurial Side.
4 Venus: What Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really care about.
5 Mars: What really gets Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie excited.
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