AdZe MiXXe® presents
StarBios Report
for
Drew Carey
Drew Carey, born 1958 May 23 at 1200PM, Cleveland, Ohio (41N30 81W42 4W)
House System: koch
"It is my great pleasure to present your StarBios Report.
This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort.
I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it.
For the most part, this report is positive and sincere.
Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff
and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared,
I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches.
This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice
and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself."
-- AdZe MiXXe
This StarBios Report can guide you to your best possible future.
Revealing your most important personalized astrological information,
the StarBios Report is like an executive summary about you and for you.
This report contains specific tactics to help you achieve your destiny.
If you pick up just one appropriate tip and stick with it,
this report will have paid for itself many times over.
AdZe's StarBios Report is developed over twelve chapters:
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives
AdZe's StarBios Report is an astrological reading for Drew Carey.
It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself.
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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2 Gemini 00
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20N34
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Moon
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29 Cancer 51
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15N11
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Mercury
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8 Taurus 10
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11N47
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Venus
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20 Aries 18
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6N28
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Mars
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19 Pisces 29
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5S35
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Jupiter
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22 Libra 50
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Rx
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10N03
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Saturn
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24 Sagittarius 01
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Rx
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24N34
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Uranus
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8 Leo 11
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18N36
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Neptune
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2 Scorpio 47
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Rx
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13N50
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Pluto
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29 Leo 46
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22N09
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Chiron
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22 Aquarius 18
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8S03
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Node
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29 Libra 50
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Ascendant
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20 Leo 08
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Midheaven
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11 Taurus 29
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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20 Leo 08
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2
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17 Virgo 11
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3
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14 Libra 28
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4
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11 Scorpio 29
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5
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22 Sagittarius 43
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6
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22 Capricorn 57
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7
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20 Aquarius 08
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8
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17 Pisces 11
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9
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14 Aries 28
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10
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11 Taurus 29
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11
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22 Gemini 43
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12
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22 Cancer 57
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Chapter 1. Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
Four or more planets in Fire signs
THE FLAMES OF YOUR PASSION
You tend to be active, dynamic, mobile and assertive. You know that you're special and enjoy a charmed life. Intuition is your thing and you live by your own code, which is usually positive and life affirming. Competitive and flamboyant, you give people a strong and immediate impression of who you are. Timid and slow folk may find you overwhelming, rash and willful. You are more or less self-motivated.
TIP: When dealing with regular people and mere mortals, be patient and polite.
You may or may not carry a vision of the future. If you do, it is your passion and inspiration that can make you the hub of the wheel and an inspiration to others. Once you are sufficiently inspired, you can accomplish virtually anything. On the contrary, when you are without a vision, an aspiration or a goal, you become a candidate for spontaneous combustion.
TIP: If you are a hot head or have dry skin, drink several glasses of pure water every day.
You need to build up your energy and avoid burn out. Make the most of cat naps.
Fewer than two planets in Earth signs
ABOUT GETTING GROUNDED
Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.
TIP: Get the things of the earth into your home.
Add some live plants to your environment. Fill your home with tile, pottery, wicker, ceramics, rocks and crystals. Spend more time in the present moment. Constantly remind yourself to "be here now". Eat more solid foods such as stews, soups, cooked grains and casseroles. Get more into your body. Treat yourself to regular professional massage. Find a sport or exercise regime that you can enjoy. Walk around in your bare feet in the cool dewy grass. Work to acquire a sense of steady rhythm and endurance.
Four or more planets in Air signs
YOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET
Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.
TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."
People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.
You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.
Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.
Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.
Five or more planets in Fixed signs
YOUR FORCE OF HABIT IS STRONG
More than likely, you're determined, purposeful and persistent. You could also be more introspective, strong-willed, slow and deliberate than most people. Before you act, you like to turn things over and over. Maybe you're more than a touch inflexible and stubborn. At any rate, you are not easily pushed, pulled or pressured. Once you've made up your mind, you stand your ground with firm conviction.
Once you make up your mind and are willing to pay the price, you usually get what you want. It may take time, and you may have to overcome obstacles, but that is no matter. If you are committed, you are a powerhouse. After you overcome inertia, you're persevering, steady and stable.
Venus Contraparallel Mars
ADMIRABLE INITIATIVE
You have an tremendous amount of energy and power. You enjoy pursuit and delight in struggle. You can make good money from sports or from selling. You know how to make a pleasant commotion and wild party sounds. You have the makings of a professional athlete. You're a beautiful combatant and you're courageous and vain.
Saturn beyond the Tropic of Cancer
SATURN EXTRAORDINARY WORK ETHIC
EXTRAORDINARY WORK ETHIC
Truly you have a "Saturnian side." You can be: the conservative, task master, seasoned professional and judge. You're very familiar with work and struggle. You tend to be serious, concerned, anxious and responsible. You usually make the extra effort necessary to get the job done. Between your duties and the rules & regulations, you may have missed much of the fun of a child.
TIP: Save your best efforts for yourself and those who demonstrate real appreciation for you.
Jupiter Retrograde
FORCE OF ENCOURAGEMENT IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
It hasn't been easy for you to find your place in the community. You're more philosophical and meditative than most people. Somewhat socially reclusive, you often prefer your own company. Paradoxically, you have a great need to belong to a group. This is one of your most basic choices: Will you sustain the effort to create a place for yourself in the community, or will you become progressively more unhappy, isolated and alienated?
TIP: If you're not happy with social conditions, retreat, reconsider and find a creative way to rebel.
Search out groups of people who share your belief systems and with whom you are psychologically attuned. This may take some time to find the proper fit. The people that you are looking for are out of the ordinary, uncommon and atypical. Consider starting a local chapter of a national or global organization.
Saturn Retrograde
DECISIVE FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
Something in you bridles against tradition, conventional wisdom and authority. You don't like to be told what to do. Evaluate when and where it is important to take on the establishment. Get Kerry Johnson's The Science of Self Discipline, available from Nightingale-Conant at 1-800-323-5552. Nightingale-Conant offers an unconditional, 30-day money-back guarantee.
TIP: Besides the hard ways, there are other ways to learn. If you can learn from hard knocks, then you can learn from pats on the back.
You can do some of your best work alone. Ironically, in your later years, you may become a leader.
Neptune Retrograde
FANTASY FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
You're a bit self-absorbed with past difficulties and anger from the past. Sometimes you sail on wave after wave of uncharted space. In order to stay focused you need an annual retreat to distill your inspiration and your creative juices. You can make daydreams real. It's your choice; you can be a channel for higher or lower spiritual forces.
NEXT - Chapter 2
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives