AdZe MiXXe® presents
StarBios Report
for
Fatboy Slim
Fatboy Slim, born 1963 July 13 at 1200PM, Brighton, England (50N50 0W08 1E)
House System: koch
"It is my great pleasure to present your StarBios Report.
This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort.
I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it.
For the most part, this report is positive and sincere.
Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff
and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared,
I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches.
This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice
and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself."
-- AdZe MiXXe
This StarBios Report can guide you to your best possible future.
Revealing your most important personalized astrological information,
the StarBios Report is like an executive summary about you and for you.
This report contains specific tactics to help you achieve your destiny.
If you pick up just one appropriate tip and stick with it,
this report will have paid for itself many times over.
AdZe's StarBios Report is developed over twelve chapters:
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives
AdZe's StarBios Report is an astrological reading for Fatboy Slim.
It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself.
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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20 Cancer 20
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21N54
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Moon
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12 Aries 07
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0N04
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Mercury
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19 Cancer 49
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23N14
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Venus
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7 Cancer 19
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23N17
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Mars
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21 Virgo 52
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3N35
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Jupiter
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18 Aries 12
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6N01
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Saturn
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21 Aquarius 59
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Rx
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13N08
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Uranus
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2 Virgo 55
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10N51
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Neptune
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13 Scorpio 02
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Rx
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17N09
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Pluto
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10 Virgo 12
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19N56
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Chiron
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14 Pisces 14
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Rx
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10N58
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Node
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20 Cancer 27
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Ascendant
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3 Libra 54
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Midheaven
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5 Cancer 02
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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3 Libra 54
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2
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2 Scorpio 41
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3
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1 Sagittarius 37
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4
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5 Capricorn 02
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5
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6 Aquarius 19
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6
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5 Pisces 03
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7
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3 Aries 54
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8
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2 Taurus 41
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9
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1 Gemini 37
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10
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5 Cancer 02
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11
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6 Leo 19
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12
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5 Virgo 03
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Chapter 1. Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
Four or more planets in Water signs
A CUP OF YOUR LOVE
A great deal of your time is spent in the world of feelings, emotions and intuitions. For the most part, your life is experienced as an ebb and flow of emotional tides and currents. You usually react strongly to the emotional atmosphere of any given situation. You don't deal with people so much by their outward appearance as you do by their inner state. You seem to know things intuitively and have some degree of psychic power. Your best communication is often nonverbal.
You are very impressionable though you try to hide it. Since intangibles play a great role in your life, practicality or intellectualism isn't necessarily your thing.
Few things bring you greater happiness than a successful, close, personal relationship. You have an innate understanding of the interconnectedness and interdependence of all forms of life. Empathy, compassion and emotional rapport can be your strongest virtues. However, not many people are ready to merge the way you are. Learn to recognize and respect other peoples' boundaries. Because of your constant awareness of other peoples' emotions, you need to insure your privacy and to practice some form of daily prayer or meditation.
TIP: Master an art form such as poetry, music, photography or dance. You can do it Fatboy Slim.
All things aquatic and nautical fascinate you; you are in your natural element when surrounded by water. So, get yourself a hot tub, a waterbed, an aquarium and a fountain. Or live by a great body of water. Because of your heightened sensitivity to fluids you are advised to drink purified water and to purchase and service a water-filtration system for your home.
Fewer than two planets in Air signs
ABOUT YOUR IDEAS
You probably don't think or reason things out quite the way that other people do. Detached, objective thinking is just not one of your stronger innate abilities.
It probably takes considerable effort for you to express yourself and you may even be distrustful of smooth and fast talkers.
Although the university life per say may not be your thing, continuing education is necessary. If you do not allow tolerance for cultural diversity, you may suffer from corresponding rigid physical symptoms such as arthritis.
TIP: Attend some classes, workshops and seminars on topics of interest.
Since book learning probably brings frustration, learn more from hands on experience. Instead of people telling you, have them show you. Add some wind chimes and mobiles to your environment. Do regular breathing exercises. Have someone teach you pranayama which is the yogic science of breathing. Make a conscious effort to find an appropriate outlet for detachment.
Five or more planets in Cardinal signs
YOU DO YOUR OWN THING
You like to start things and take the initiative. You have to act, but do not like to be told what to do. You are restless, energetic, driving, outgoing, opportunistic and ambitious. You're full of primal energy and do not cope well with direct and constant supervision. You're suited for self-employment, or the kind of work where you are in charge. Probably, you're more busy than bored.
TIP: Learn to delegate in order to become a better leader.
You've a strong outward orientation to career, love, home and family. Deal directly with surroundings and others.
Concentration of planets in Cancer
STRONG EMOTIONAL STYLE
You sidestep issues. You're emotional, patriotic, nurturing, tenacious, touchy, sentimental and clingy. You're protective and fond of antiques. You have a need for a peaceful home and family life.
Moon Parallel Node
INSTINCTS UNITE WITH INTERCHANGING
You have a spiritual link to other people in past and future lifetimes. The eclipse cycle has an inordinate effect upon your destiny. In this lifetime, you must again visit Stonehenge. In the mean time, read book five of The Earth Chronicles: When Time Began, The First New Age by Zecharia Sitchin ISBN 0-380-77071-7.
Mercury Parallel Venus
CONCEPTS UNITE WITH AFFINITY
Good ideas can spring from any conflict you experience between your thinking and your values. You have a somewhat different approach to love. Educate yourself to the power of charm.
TIP: Upgrade vanity and conceit to beauty and art.
Become more aware of love by analyzing your values. Make an extra effort to communicate with wit, charm and affection. Your most beautiful thoughts need a pleasurable outlet. Fatboy Slim, you need to appreciate what is good for you and what soothes your nerves.
You have some tender, lovely thoughts and a clearly defined sense of beauty. You can do very well at creative, expressive and designing activities. You have some great female friends and a can develop a penchant for saying the right thing at the right time.
Uranus Parallel Chiron
LIBERATION UNITES WITH MENTORING TEACHINGS ARE FREED
Chiropractic care can give you a decisive edge. Participate in seminars. Create some of your own. Information will heal you. Make the most of learning techniques. Learn things with your mind as well as your body. Develop your sense of body electric through acupuncture and acu-pressure.
Mercury beyond the Tropic of Cancer
EXTRAORDINARY COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS
There is no doubt about it Fatboy Slim. You are a "Mercurial Character." You can be: the messenger, reporter, critic, trickster, educator, whiz kid, D.J., pixie and voyeur. You can develop a unique way with words. You're encouraged to learn another language, perhaps Spanish or a computer language.
Pay attention to themes of "twoness" and you can double your good luck. For example, you can double your income by developing skill as a paid speaker and published author.
Venus beyond the Tropic of Cancer
EXTRAORDINARY CHARM
Truly, you are a "Venusian Character." You can be: the diplomat, romantic, sweetie, hair dresser, glamour puss, beauty queen, sexpot, lover and seducer. You lead something of a charmed life. People like you and are attracted by your strong beauty and style. You are naturally polite, suave, civilized, refined, and beautiful. Love and the good life are important to you.
Saturn Retrograde
DECISIVE FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
Something in you bridles against tradition, conventional wisdom and authority. You don't like to be told what to do. Evaluate when and where it is important to take on the establishment. Get Kerry Johnson's The Science of Self Discipline, available from Nightingale-Conant at 1-800-323-5552. Nightingale-Conant offers an unconditional, 30-day money-back guarantee.
TIP: Besides the hard ways, there are other ways to learn. If you can learn from hard knocks, then you can learn from pats on the back.
You can do some of your best work alone. Ironically, in your later years, you may become a leader.
Neptune Retrograde
FANTASY FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
You're a bit self-absorbed with past difficulties and anger from the past. Sometimes you sail on wave after wave of uncharted space. In order to stay focused you need an annual retreat to distill your inspiration and your creative juices. You can make daydreams real. It's your choice; you can be a channel for higher or lower spiritual forces.
Chiron Retrograde
MENTORING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
The teachings that you were exposed to early in your life may not be the ones that work for you. A standard public school curriculum may not provide the education you require. You may need to search out a mentor or spend money on special teachers. It's likely that you will have to keep searching for the knowledge you need whatever that may be.
NEXT - Chapter 2
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives