AdZe MiXXe® presents
StarBios Report
for
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston, born 1969 February 11 at 1200PM, Sherman Oaks, California (34N09 118W27 8W)
House System: koch
"It is my great pleasure to present your StarBios Report.
This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort.
I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it.
For the most part, this report is positive and sincere.
Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff
and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared,
I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches.
This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice
and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself."
-- AdZe MiXXe
This StarBios Report can guide you to your best possible future.
Revealing your most important personalized astrological information,
the StarBios Report is like an executive summary about you and for you.
This report contains specific tactics to help you achieve your destiny.
If you pick up just one appropriate tip and stick with it,
this report will have paid for itself many times over.
AdZe's StarBios Report is developed over twelve chapters:
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives
AdZe's StarBios Report is an astrological reading for Jennifer Aniston.
It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself.
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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22 Aquarius 56
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13S52
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Moon
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16 Sagittarius 59
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27S48
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Mercury
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0 Aquarius 22
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17S60
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Venus
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8 Aries 51
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5N29
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Mars
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23 Scorpio 37
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17S33
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Jupiter
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5 Libra 18
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Rx
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3N18
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Saturn
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21 Aries 13
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6N13
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Uranus
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3 Libra 28
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Rx
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1N48
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Neptune
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28 Scorpio 42
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18S29
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Pluto
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24 Virgo 34
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Rx
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12N05
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Chiron
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0 Aries 19
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2N53
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Node
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2 Aries 24
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Ascendant
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10 Gemini 48
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Midheaven
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20 Aquarius 52
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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10 Gemini 48
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2
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6 Cancer 18
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3
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28 Cancer 57
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4
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20 Leo 52
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5
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0 Libra 01
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6
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9 Scorpio 10
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7
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10 Sagittarius 48
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8
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6 Capricorn 18
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9
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28 Capricorn 57
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10
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20 Aquarius 52
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11
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0 Aries 01
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12
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9 Taurus 10
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Chapter 1. Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
Four or more planets in Fire signs
THE FLAMES OF YOUR PASSION
You tend to be active, dynamic, mobile and assertive. You know that you're special and enjoy a charmed life. Intuition is your thing and you live by your own code, which is usually positive and life affirming. Competitive and flamboyant, you give people a strong and immediate impression of who you are. Timid and slow folk may find you overwhelming, rash and willful. You are more or less self-motivated.
TIP: When dealing with regular people and mere mortals, be patient and polite.
You may or may not carry a vision of the future. If you do, it is your passion and inspiration that can make you the hub of the wheel and an inspiration to others. Once you are sufficiently inspired, you can accomplish virtually anything. On the contrary, when you are without a vision, an aspiration or a goal, you become a candidate for spontaneous combustion.
TIP: If you are a hot head or have dry skin, drink several glasses of pure water every day.
You need to build up your energy and avoid burn out. Make the most of cat naps.
Fewer than two planets in Earth signs
ABOUT GETTING GROUNDED
Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.
TIP: Get the things of the earth into your home.
Add some live plants to your environment. Fill your home with tile, pottery, wicker, ceramics, rocks and crystals. Spend more time in the present moment. Constantly remind yourself to "be here now". Eat more solid foods such as stews, soups, cooked grains and casseroles. Get more into your body. Treat yourself to regular professional massage. Find a sport or exercise regime that you can enjoy. Walk around in your bare feet in the cool dewy grass. Work to acquire a sense of steady rhythm and endurance.
Four or more planets in Air signs
YOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET
Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.
TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."
People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.
You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.
Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.
Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.
Five or more planets in Cardinal signs
YOU DO YOUR OWN THING
You like to start things and take the initiative. You have to act, but do not like to be told what to do. You are restless, energetic, driving, outgoing, opportunistic and ambitious. You're full of primal energy and do not cope well with direct and constant supervision. You're suited for self-employment, or the kind of work where you are in charge. Probably, you're more busy than bored.
TIP: Learn to delegate in order to become a better leader.
You've a strong outward orientation to career, love, home and family. Deal directly with surroundings and others.
Concentration of planets in Aries
STRONG ASSERTIVE STYLE
You first. Once you've made up your mind you're on your way. Sometimes you're making up your mind as you're blasting your way off. You're assertive, resolute, combative, courageous, heroic, bold, energetic and self willed. You're a go-getter. You animate others. You need to be first and best.
Mercury Parallel Mars
CONCEPTS UNITE WITH MOTIVATIONS
DELIVER YOUR MESSAGE
Your powerful mind and enterprising spirit will help you to realize your plans. You're restless, curious, impatient and need to slow down from time to time to improve the quality of your communication. Fast talking may or may not be appropriate, depending upon circumstances.
Mercury Parallel Neptune
CONCEPTS UNITE WITH FANTASY
Your imagination can work overtime. You can paint pictures with words. You can think on your feet. You can become a super salesperson. Some of your most creative work is done unwittingly, as if you are attuned to a faraway source. You could be an actor, a dreamer, a mystic, a faith healer, a psychic and probably are some combination thereof.
There is something artistic about your voice. Develop your musical and dramatic talents. Learn to deliver your lines with something extra.
Instead of letting your imagination play tricks on you, work to communicate meaningful and significant information. Since you can unconsciously attune yourself to other people's thoughts and motivations, you need to stay centered, balanced and grounded. You are naturally psychic and prophetic. Organization is a key to your success.
TIP: Evaluate plausibility and credibility.
Learn a middle path between fantasy and reality. Be creative without being an escapist. Your imaginative powers are second to none, and you could create for a living. With an extra creative effort, you could turn your richest fantasies into reality.
Prayer will play a pivotal role in your life.
Venus Parallel Saturn
AFFINITY UNITES WITH DECISIONS
Does your value system sometimes put you in conflict with authorities and the law? You can take relationships seriously. When you get needy you get a grave quality that keeps folks away, even as you hold onto feelings for them. Sometimes, it may seem that you will be denied the love you seek.
Because the amount of affection you receive seems to have limits, relationships aren't always easy for you. You and your spouse may be married to your work and duties. You may struggle to create a warm personal place. With effort, over time, you can raise the limits on love. Marriage can be prevented or delayed and will tend to work better if you marry after you are 30 years old. You can enjoy some golden romantic years when you are 56 to 60 years old. Some but not all of your romantic feelings may be sacrificed or sublimated for duty, perhaps to the care of an elderly parent or relative. You may be psychologically bound to a parent and thus restrained from attracting romantic love.
Responsibility may only temporarily thwart your romance. With time and effort, a great love may be secured. You can find love with older, more mature individuals. If you learn your lessons, your love life will improve as you mature. You may marry one whose age is somewhat different than yours.
TIP: To be happy become a genuine optimist.
You can find happiness with the "right work". When duty fits your values, happiness will follow.
Mars Parallel Neptune
ENDURANCE
Your power is built strong to last long. At an age when others are thinking of quitting or slowing down you will come on strong with energy and enthusiasm. Your vision is persistent. Your actions are often inspirational. Even in your dreams you are competitive. You know how to fool your opponents. You can benefit greatly from meditation and yoga.
Jupiter Parallel Chiron
ENCOURAGEMENT UNITES WITH MENTORING MAVERICK PHILOSOPHY
Find out more about shamans. Part of your social role is shamanistic. More of the information that you need will come when you participate in your next drumming ritual.
A possible shortcut is to listen to the Music CD BOSS DRUM by the Shaman. Then again, it could take you down a long and winding road of teaching and healing. Are you one who shows the way?
Uranus Parallel Chiron
LIBERATION UNITES WITH MENTORING TEACHINGS ARE FREED
Chiropractic care can give you a decisive edge. Participate in seminars. Create some of your own. Information will heal you. Make the most of learning techniques. Learn things with your mind as well as your body. Develop your sense of body electric through acupuncture and acu-pressure.
Moon beyond the Tropic of Capricorn
UNUSUAL EMOTIONAL IMPACT YOU'RE A POTENTIAL MILLIONAIRE
You could be driven to achieve success and fame and make an extraordinary amount of money.
You're emotionally cool and reserved. Though at times you exhibit extreme emotional over-reactions. Work to find the middle path to your emotional life, otherwise, a serious weight problem could develop.
TIP: Learn to constructively react to how you feel.
You may have been challenged to please your mom. Possibly, no matter what you do it is too little or too late. Do what you need to do with your mom, but don't focus on "making her happy." In some ways you could be an orphan or deprived of your mother's love. If that is not the case, then perhaps your mother or your father had some kind of "break" with the family and in some way you were emotionally abandoned or deserted. In your family, the mothering style could be distant.
Jupiter Retrograde
FORCE OF ENCOURAGEMENT IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
It hasn't been easy for you to find your place in the community. You're more philosophical and meditative than most people. Somewhat socially reclusive, you often prefer your own company. Paradoxically, you have a great need to belong to a group. This is one of your most basic choices: Will you sustain the effort to create a place for yourself in the community, or will you become progressively more unhappy, isolated and alienated?
TIP: If you're not happy with social conditions, retreat, reconsider and find a creative way to rebel.
Search out groups of people who share your belief systems and with whom you are psychologically attuned. This may take some time to find the proper fit. The people that you are looking for are out of the ordinary, uncommon and atypical. Consider starting a local chapter of a national or global organization.
Uranus Retrograde
LIBERATING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
When you are feeling especially anxious and socially alienated, it may be a sign that you are rebelling against yourself. Allow yourself the freedom to be unique and, possibly, unconventional. Unusual friends are pluses too. You can be a genius.
Pluto Retrograde
CLEANSING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARDS MOTION)
Become aware of your deeply seated psychological motivations. Recognizing and grappling with your repressed desires and your suppressed anger will benefit you tremendously. Among the benefits are: increased energy, productivity and peace of mind, body and soul. Spend some time alone contemplating and meditating.
NEXT - Chapter 2
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives