AdZe MiXXe® presents
StarBios Report
for
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart, born 1962 November 28 at 1200PM, Lawrence, New Jersey (40N16 74W41 5W)
House System: koch
"It is my great pleasure to present your StarBios Report.
This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort.
I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it.
For the most part, this report is positive and sincere.
Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff
and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared,
I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches.
This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice
and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself."
-- AdZe MiXXe
This StarBios Report can guide you to your best possible future.
Revealing your most important personalized astrological information,
the StarBios Report is like an executive summary about you and for you.
This report contains specific tactics to help you achieve your destiny.
If you pick up just one appropriate tip and stick with it,
this report will have paid for itself many times over.
AdZe's StarBios Report is developed over twelve chapters:
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives
AdZe's StarBios Report is an astrological reading for Jon Stewart.
It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself.
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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5 Sagittarius 59
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21S19
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Moon
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22 Sagittarius 35
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20S09
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Mercury
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7 Sagittarius 50
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22S10
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Venus
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12 Scorpio 41
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Rx
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15N35
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Mars
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20 Leo 29
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16N46
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Jupiter
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4 Pisces 14
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11S00
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Saturn
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6 Aquarius 52
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18S60
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Uranus
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5 Virgo 14
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10N01
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Neptune
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14 Scorpio 08
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14S43
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Pluto
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12 Virgo 04
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19N13
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Chiron
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5 Pisces 50
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4S33
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Node
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2 Leo 27
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Ascendant
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23 Aquarius 03
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Midheaven
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9 Sagittarius 08
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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23 Aquarius 03
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2
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1 Aries 25
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3
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9 Taurus 23
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4
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9 Gemini 08
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5
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29 Gemini 11
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6
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22 Cancer 42
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7
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23 Leo 03
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8
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1 Libra 25
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9
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9 Scorpio 23
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10
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9 Sagittarius 08
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11
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29 Sagittarius 11
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12
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22 Capricorn 42
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Chapter 1. Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
Four or more planets in Water signs
A CUP OF YOUR LOVE
A great deal of your time is spent in the world of feelings, emotions and intuitions. For the most part, your life is experienced as an ebb and flow of emotional tides and currents. You usually react strongly to the emotional atmosphere of any given situation. You don't deal with people so much by their outward appearance as you do by their inner state. You seem to know things intuitively and have some degree of psychic power. Your best communication is often nonverbal.
You are very impressionable though you try to hide it. Since intangibles play a great role in your life, practicality or intellectualism isn't necessarily your thing.
Few things bring you greater happiness than a successful, close, personal relationship. You have an innate understanding of the interconnectedness and interdependence of all forms of life. Empathy, compassion and emotional rapport can be your strongest virtues. However, not many people are ready to merge the way you are. Learn to recognize and respect other peoples' boundaries. Because of your constant awareness of other peoples' emotions, you need to insure your privacy and to practice some form of daily prayer or meditation.
TIP: Master an art form such as poetry, music, photography or dance. You can do it Jon Stewart.
All things aquatic and nautical fascinate you; you are in your natural element when surrounded by water. So, get yourself a hot tub, a waterbed, an aquarium and a fountain. Or live by a great body of water. Because of your heightened sensitivity to fluids you are advised to drink purified water and to purchase and service a water-filtration system for your home.
Four or more planets in Fire signs
THE FLAMES OF YOUR PASSION
You tend to be active, dynamic, mobile and assertive. You know that you're special and enjoy a charmed life. Intuition is your thing and you live by your own code, which is usually positive and life affirming. Competitive and flamboyant, you give people a strong and immediate impression of who you are. Timid and slow folk may find you overwhelming, rash and willful. You are more or less self-motivated.
TIP: When dealing with regular people and mere mortals, be patient and polite.
You may or may not carry a vision of the future. If you do, it is your passion and inspiration that can make you the hub of the wheel and an inspiration to others. Once you are sufficiently inspired, you can accomplish virtually anything. On the contrary, when you are without a vision, an aspiration or a goal, you become a candidate for spontaneous combustion.
TIP: If you are a hot head or have dry skin, drink several glasses of pure water every day.
You need to build up your energy and avoid burn out. Make the most of cat naps.
Fewer than two planets in Air signs
ABOUT YOUR IDEAS
You probably don't think or reason things out quite the way that other people do. Detached, objective thinking is just not one of your stronger innate abilities.
It probably takes considerable effort for you to express yourself and you may even be distrustful of smooth and fast talkers.
Although the university life per say may not be your thing, continuing education is necessary. If you do not allow tolerance for cultural diversity, you may suffer from corresponding rigid physical symptoms such as arthritis.
TIP: Attend some classes, workshops and seminars on topics of interest.
Since book learning probably brings frustration, learn more from hands on experience. Instead of people telling you, have them show you. Add some wind chimes and mobiles to your environment. Do regular breathing exercises. Have someone teach you pranayama which is the yogic science of breathing. Make a conscious effort to find an appropriate outlet for detachment.
Five or more planets in Mutable signs
YOU HAVE PLENTY OF INTERESTS
You're more versatile than most people. You enjoy variety and become bored easily. You're pretty good at adapting to change and going with the flow. In fact, you'd rather go with the tide than against it. Put another way, you're accommodating and obliging. You can adjust.
You're good at getting the word out- by phone, by pen or whatever.
It's possible that you do six or seventeen dozen things at a time. You're certainly not suited for the Zen approach of one thing at a time; nevertheless, try and focus yourself more. Establish your top two priorities in each of several arenas of your life.
TIP: You'll be happier as soon as you determine exactly what it is that you want.
Fewer than two planets in Cardinal signs
BEGIN SOMETHING NEW
If you are what you do, what have you done for yourself lately? Give yourself permission to move ahead and take the next step.
Five or more planets in Fixed signs
YOUR FORCE OF HABIT IS STRONG
More than likely, you're determined, purposeful and persistent. You could also be more introspective, strong-willed, slow and deliberate than most people. Before you act, you like to turn things over and over. Maybe you're more than a touch inflexible and stubborn. At any rate, you are not easily pushed, pulled or pressured. Once you've made up your mind, you stand your ground with firm conviction.
Once you make up your mind and are willing to pay the price, you usually get what you want. It may take time, and you may have to overcome obstacles, but that is no matter. If you are committed, you are a powerhouse. After you overcome inertia, you're persevering, steady and stable.
Sun Parallel Mercury
SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH CONCEPTS
You have at least one indication of a high IQ. Put more power into your creative projects. Allow yourself time for self- reflection and introspection. You can become a star by making the most of your own intelligence. Get organized. Use common sense. Romantically speaking: clarify your desires, speak from the heart, send out clear signals, and enjoy more well-placed kisses.
Moon Contraparallel Pluto
INSTINCTS BRING OUT TALENT FOR FANTASY
Your sensitivity is strong and intense. From time to time you need to take a chance on an emotional adventure. You were made for sexually enriching relationships. You can relate to others once you have mastered your self assurance. There could be a touch of the fanatic, zealot or sadist in you or your mom. Learn to deal with emotional extremes, insatiable needs and insane demands.
Venus Contraparallel Neptune
GREAT CHARISMA
You are known for your polished image, great glamour and amorous disposition. Your charm and beauty borders on magic. You may become a public figure. You can achieve recognition for your art or music. You can make money through your talents and endorsements. You love to escape into luxury.
Jupiter Contraparallel Uranus
MASS MEDIA PHENOMENON
Talk about a popular public figure, you were made to perform. You have a natural flair for multi media communications and syndicated messages. Find your audience. Get in front of the microphones and cameras. All the world's a stage and you are a superstar. You can pull off big surprises. You can become a broadcast or film star. Your exploits belong on prime time TV. The heavens have a taste of riches and renown in store for you. Even if your self-image and low self-esteem keep you from Olympian heights, you must understand that you are no mere mortal. Make your mark on the world.
Saturn Contraparallel Pluto
DECISIONS BRING OUT TALENT FOR CLEANSING
You have some great organizational skills and will power. You As you mature, you can exhibit decisive wisdom.
TIP: To gain more power, study energetic systems and make systematic use of powerful energy.
In order for you to succeed it is crucial that you plan carefully and organize your resources. You can overcome many frustrating obstacles. You can push past many hindrances and limitations. Once you can learn tolerance and simultaneously not accept incompetence, your success is insured.
Venus Retrograde
FORCE OF AFFINITY IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
There is more to your love life than meets the eye. Your social values and sense of aesthetics are unique. Affection, love and intimacy can be problematic areas. You can be more deeply in touch with your inner love nature more than most people, and yet find it difficult to convey your feelings to another. It is up to you to determine what is valid and important and what is not. Write your code to live by. Read it every day. Do it with enthusiasm.
TIP: Individuate, differentiate and customize your life and your lifestyle.
When you want to light a romantic torch, start by loving yourself more and more. There is a vast difference between narcissism and healthy self love.
Accept your individuality. Don't force yourself into cookie cutter relationships. The sexual revolution is calling for heroes. Do your part by forming unconventional alliances and unconventional personal relationships.
You will be happier when you develop your own unique aesthetic sensitivity. You will be happier when you can create acceptable ways to share your talent with the world. You can create artist expressions.
NEXT - Chapter 2
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives