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StarBios Report

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Kevin Smith

Kevin Smith, born 1963 March 16 at 1200PM, Auckland, New Zealand (36S52 174E46 12E)
House System: koch


"It is my great pleasure to present your StarBios Report. This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort. I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it. For the most part, this report is positive and sincere. Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared, I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches. This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes. It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously. It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it. Enjoy yourself." -- AdZe MiXXe

This StarBios Report can guide you to your best possible future. Revealing your most important personalized astrological information, the StarBios Report is like an executive summary about you and for you. This report contains specific tactics to help you achieve your destiny. If you pick up just one appropriate tip and stick with it, this report will have paid for itself many times over. AdZe's StarBios Report is developed over twelve chapters:

1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors

2 Sun in Your Chart

3 Moon in Your Chart

4 Mercury in Your Chart

5 Venus in Your Chart

6 Mars in Your Chart

7 Jupiter in Your Chart

8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart

9 Uranus in Your Chart

10 Neptune in Your Chart

11 Pluto in Your Chart

12 Your Past Lives

AdZe's StarBios Report is an astrological reading for Kevin Smith. It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes. It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously. It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it. Enjoy yourself.


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Planet      Longitude      Rx   Declination
Sun 24 Pisces 41   2S07
Moon 26 Scorpio 48   15S17
Mercury 11 Pisces 18   9S18
Venus 13 Aquarius 25   16S37
Mars 5 Leo 20 Rx 15S41
Jupiter 25 Pisces 18   2S49
Saturn 18 Aquarius 33   15S45
Uranus 2 Virgo 21 Rx 10S11
Neptune 15 Scorpio 32 Rx 17N55
Pluto 10 Virgo 30 Rx 4N55
Chiron 11 Pisces 01   3S13
Node 26 Cancer 46    
Ascendant 3 Gemini 08    
Midheaven 16 Pisces 34    
House System
koch
House      Longitude     
1 3 Gemini 08
2 29 Gemini 59
3 2 Leo 32
4 16 Virgo 34
5 12 Libra 18
6 7 Scorpio 48
7 3 Sagittarius 08
8 29 Sagittarius 59
9 2 Aquarius 32
10 16 Pisces 34
11 12 Aries 18
12 7 Taurus 48

Chapter 1. Your Most Important Cosmic Factors

Four or more planets in Water signs

A CUP OF YOUR LOVE

A great deal of your time is spent in the world of feelings, emotions and intuitions. For the most part, your life is experienced as an ebb and flow of emotional tides and currents. You usually react strongly to the emotional atmosphere of any given situation. You don't deal with people so much by their outward appearance as you do by their inner state. You seem to know things intuitively and have some degree of psychic power. Your best communication is often nonverbal.

You are very impressionable though you try to hide it. Since intangibles play a great role in your life, practicality or intellectualism isn't necessarily your thing.

Few things bring you greater happiness than a successful, close, personal relationship. You have an innate understanding of the interconnectedness and interdependence of all forms of life. Empathy, compassion and emotional rapport can be your strongest virtues. However, not many people are ready to merge the way you are. Learn to recognize and respect other peoples' boundaries. Because of your constant awareness of other peoples' emotions, you need to insure your privacy and to practice some form of daily prayer or meditation.

TIP: Master an art form such as poetry, music, photography or dance. You can do it Kevin Smith.

All things aquatic and nautical fascinate you; you are in your natural element when surrounded by water. So, get yourself a hot tub, a waterbed, an aquarium and a fountain. Or live by a great body of water. Because of your heightened sensitivity to fluids you are advised to drink purified water and to purchase and service a water-filtration system for your home.

Fewer than two planets in Fire signs

ABOUT LIGHTING YOUR FIRE

You might come across as being cool, aloof and dispassionate. You may even have cold hands or feet, become easily chilled and have a slow metabolism. Without a lot of work, life's fast lane is probably not for you.

TIP: Add more red coloring to your wardrobe and your environment. Add ginseng to your diet. Eat more spicy foods, especially cayenne pepper. Enjoy more moderate physical exercise early in your day. Get a home that faces south. Live in a warm, sunny environment. Use a fireplace or a wood stove. Burn candles.

Five or more planets in Mutable signs

YOU HAVE PLENTY OF INTERESTS

You're more versatile than most people. You enjoy variety and become bored easily. You're pretty good at adapting to change and going with the flow. In fact, you'd rather go with the tide than against it. Put another way, you're accommodating and obliging. You can adjust.

You're good at getting the word out- by phone, by pen or whatever.

It's possible that you do six or seventeen dozen things at a time. You're certainly not suited for the Zen approach of one thing at a time; nevertheless, try and focus yourself more. Establish your top two priorities in each of several arenas of your life.

TIP: You'll be happier as soon as you determine exactly what it is that you want.

Fewer than two planets in Cardinal signs

BEGIN SOMETHING NEW

If you are what you do, what have you done for yourself lately? Give yourself permission to move ahead and take the next step.

Five or more planets in Fixed signs

YOUR FORCE OF HABIT IS STRONG

More than likely, you're determined, purposeful and persistent. You could also be more introspective, strong-willed, slow and deliberate than most people. Before you act, you like to turn things over and over. Maybe you're more than a touch inflexible and stubborn. At any rate, you are not easily pushed, pulled or pressured. Once you've made up your mind, you stand your ground with firm conviction.

Once you make up your mind and are willing to pay the price, you usually get what you want. It may take time, and you may have to overcome obstacles, but that is no matter. If you are committed, you are a powerhouse. After you overcome inertia, you're persevering, steady and stable.

Concentration of planets in Pisces

STRONG COMPASSIONATE STYLE

You're paradoxical, compassionate, sympathetic, hypersensitive and long suffering. You're dolphin or shark like. You're an escape artist. You have a victim-savior-creative complex and a pronounced need for privacy & sanctuary.

Sun Parallel Jupiter

SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH ENCOURAGEMENT EXTRA HELPING OF GOOD LUCK

There's something big about you and your character. You're generous and have a zest for living. You have a bit of luck and tend to be warm, outgoing and happy.

TIP: Kevin Smith, learn when enough is enough.

Your natural optimism and open-mindedness bring out the best in those you gather around you. Your lively sense of humor can compensate for many of your other traits. Celebrate big deals over big meals.

Moon Parallel Mars

INSTINCTS UNITE WITH MOTIVATION

You like to be candid, sincere and excitable. Your mom could be a bit of a hot head. One way or another, you deal with intense emotions. Find a safe way to feel your feelings.

Once you learn to control your temper you can succeed with people. Maintain an even flow of emotions. Be brave and you will overcome obstacles. Caring is one thing and criticism is another. People are touchy and appreciate any sensitivity you show for them. Burn off some steam. Enjoy some competitive sport.

TIP: Pace yourself to your partner.

Get psyched and take the initiative. Start new projects. Yes, it is up to you to fire the emotional charge and get things going in your life.

Moon Parallel Saturn

INSTINCTS UNITE WITH DECISIONS

You can positively relate to people by searching your feelings, being objective and then doing your duty to resolve some of the alienation that you are experiencing.

You may do some of your best relating with an older person. You need emotional support as well as practical and immediate answers. Learn patience and perseverance.

Learn to draw upon your own inner strength and security and problem solving abilities. Learn to control your emotions without repressing them. Get beyond your parents emotional limitations. Get beyond the suspicions and traumas of childhood.

TIP: Your self esteem fluctuates up and down. It is not static. Take control.

Discipline with your diet can lead to the achievement of other ambitions. In time, people will appreciate the work you do on yourself.

Mercury Parallel Uranus

CONCEPTS UNITE WITH LIBERATION

Small and effective action is better than talk. Learn to speak with quick deeds. To make more money, learn to assimilate more information. Read more technical writing. When you feel that your job can be done by a robot or a computer, it is time for you to think about other jobs. You can make more money by becoming more independent in your thinking and progressive in your actions.

TIP: Go for high band width communication.

You've an intuitive, astute, independent and original mind. For an unusually exciting date, go hear a jazz vocalist. You can become very skilled at public communications, software development, chess, design and engineering.

Venus Parallel Mars

ADMIRABLE INITIATIVE

You have an tremendous amount of energy and power. You enjoy pursuit and delight in struggle. You can make good money from sports or from selling. You know how to make a pleasant commotion and wild party sounds. You have the makings of a professional athlete. You're a beautiful combatant and you're courageous and vain.

Venus Parallel Saturn

AFFINITY UNITES WITH DECISIONS

Does your value system sometimes put you in conflict with authorities and the law? You can take relationships seriously. When you get needy you get a grave quality that keeps folks away, even as you hold onto feelings for them. Sometimes, it may seem that you will be denied the love you seek.

Because the amount of affection you receive seems to have limits, relationships aren't always easy for you. You and your spouse may be married to your work and duties. You may struggle to create a warm personal place. With effort, over time, you can raise the limits on love. Marriage can be prevented or delayed and will tend to work better if you marry after you are 30 years old. You can enjoy some golden romantic years when you are 56 to 60 years old. Some but not all of your romantic feelings may be sacrificed or sublimated for duty, perhaps to the care of an elderly parent or relative. You may be psychologically bound to a parent and thus restrained from attracting romantic love.

Responsibility may only temporarily thwart your romance. With time and effort, a great love may be secured. You can find love with older, more mature individuals. If you learn your lessons, your love life will improve as you mature. You may marry one whose age is somewhat different than yours.

TIP: To be happy become a genuine optimist.

You can find happiness with the "right work". When duty fits your values, happiness will follow.

Mars Parallel Saturn

MOTIVATIONS UNITE WITH DECISIONS

Duty and financial planning can motivate you. You can develop good organization, discipline and follow through. Your plans can lead you to excellence. To get what you want, you may have to move the earth. You can be moderately aggressive in your romantic pursuits.

Sometimes it may seem as if the hand of authority wants to smack you silly. Learning to work with "Mars Saturn Energy" can be a real pain in the you know what. If you find yourself faced with many difficulties to overcome, then you can become the kind of hero who moves mountains. Resolve the conflict that exists between your motivations and your conflicts. Determine that the responsibilities you choose will be a turn on. Learn to combine caution and prudence with decisive action. Learn when to stop and when to go.

TIP: Read Carl Von Clausewitz "On War", Princeton Paperbacks ISBN 0-691-01854-5.

Usually, you're a productive, methodical worker. You can learn to become self-reliant. You can develop exciting career options and powers of endurance.

Jupiter Parallel Chiron

ENCOURAGEMENT UNITES WITH MENTORING MAVERICK PHILOSOPHY

Find out more about shamans. Part of your social role is shamanistic. More of the information that you need will come when you participate in your next drumming ritual.

A possible shortcut is to listen to the Music CD BOSS DRUM by the Shaman. Then again, it could take you down a long and winding road of teaching and healing. Are you one who shows the way?

Mars Retrograde

MOTIVATING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

There is more to your actions than meets the eye. Often times, you do not do what you are told. You do not necessarily obey all of the laws all of the time. Because of this it is important for you to decide which laws you will follow. You need a code to live by to make your life easier.

Are you a candidate for repressed and potentially explosive anger? Do you exhibit passive aggressive behavior? If so, it's a good idea for you to learn healthy and appropriate ways to deal with your anger. Otherwise, your temper may get the best of you. An appropriate channel for these angry feelings might be rigorous physical exercise. Exercises specific to your needs are in the section that follows.

TIP: Beware of displaced or misplaced aggression.

Energetically you're not necessarily more docile or lazier than other people, you just use your power and strength differently. You can go off on your own tangent. You can have cycles of unconventional action and sexual behavior. Prominent persons with "retrograde Mars" include Mahatma Ghandi and Martin Luther King.

Some places possibly suited to your curious Martian temperament may include Alabama, Albania, Angola, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Idaho, Japan, and Tennessee.

Uranus Retrograde

LIBERATING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

When you are feeling especially anxious and socially alienated, it may be a sign that you are rebelling against yourself. Allow yourself the freedom to be unique and, possibly, unconventional. Unusual friends are pluses too. You can be a genius.

Neptune Retrograde

FANTASY FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

You're a bit self-absorbed with past difficulties and anger from the past. Sometimes you sail on wave after wave of uncharted space. In order to stay focused you need an annual retreat to distill your inspiration and your creative juices. You can make daydreams real. It's your choice; you can be a channel for higher or lower spiritual forces.

Pluto Retrograde

CLEANSING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARDS MOTION)

Become aware of your deeply seated psychological motivations. Recognizing and grappling with your repressed desires and your suppressed anger will benefit you tremendously. Among the benefits are: increased energy, productivity and peace of mind, body and soul. Spend some time alone contemplating and meditating.


NEXT - Chapter 2
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives


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