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StarBios Report

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O.J. Simpson

O.J. Simpson, born 1947 July 09 at 0808AM, San Francisco, CA (37N47 122W25 8W)
House System: koch


"It is my great pleasure to present your StarBios Report. This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort. I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it. For the most part, this report is positive and sincere. Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared, I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches. This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes. It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously. It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it. Enjoy yourself." -- AdZe MiXXe

This StarBios Report can guide you to your best possible future. Revealing your most important personalized astrological information, the StarBios Report is like an executive summary about you and for you. This report contains specific tactics to help you achieve your destiny. If you pick up just one appropriate tip and stick with it, this report will have paid for itself many times over. AdZe's StarBios Report is developed over twelve chapters:

1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors

2 Sun in Your Chart

3 Moon in Your Chart

4 Mercury in Your Chart

5 Venus in Your Chart

6 Mars in Your Chart

7 Jupiter in Your Chart

8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart

9 Uranus in Your Chart

10 Neptune in Your Chart

11 Pluto in Your Chart

12 Your Past Lives

AdZe's StarBios Report is an astrological reading for O.J. Simpson. It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes. It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously. It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it. Enjoy yourself.


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Planet      Longitude      Rx   Declination
Sun 16 Cancer 36   22N25
Moon 25 Pisces 35   5S49
Mercury 24 Cancer 39 Rx 25S16
Venus 1 Cancer 21   23N20
Mars 6 Gemini 02   21N11
Jupiter 17 Scorpio 48 Rx 17N43
Saturn 8 Leo 57   18N26
Uranus 23 Gemini 27   23N21
Neptune 8 Libra 16   2S05
Pluto 12 Leo 06   23N22
Chiron 2 Scorpio 42   11S18
Node 0 Gemini 06    
Ascendant 24 Leo 37    
Midheaven 18 Taurus 48    
House System
koch
House      Longitude     
1 24 Leo 37
2 22 Virgo 41
3 20 Libra 56
4 18 Scorpio 48
5 26 Sagittarius 51
6 26 Capricorn 45
7 24 Aquarius 37
8 22 Pisces 41
9 20 Aries 56
10 18 Taurus 48
11 26 Gemini 51
12 26 Cancer 45

Chapter 1. Your Most Important Cosmic Factors

Four or more planets in Water signs

A CUP OF YOUR LOVE

A great deal of your time is spent in the world of feelings, emotions and intuitions. For the most part, your life is experienced as an ebb and flow of emotional tides and currents. You usually react strongly to the emotional atmosphere of any given situation. You don't deal with people so much by their outward appearance as you do by their inner state. You seem to know things intuitively and have some degree of psychic power. Your best communication is often nonverbal.

You are very impressionable though you try to hide it. Since intangibles play a great role in your life, practicality or intellectualism isn't necessarily your thing.

Few things bring you greater happiness than a successful, close, personal relationship. You have an innate understanding of the interconnectedness and interdependence of all forms of life. Empathy, compassion and emotional rapport can be your strongest virtues. However, not many people are ready to merge the way you are. Learn to recognize and respect other peoples' boundaries. Because of your constant awareness of other peoples' emotions, you need to insure your privacy and to practice some form of daily prayer or meditation.

TIP: Master an art form such as poetry, music, photography or dance. You can do it O.J. Simpson.

All things aquatic and nautical fascinate you; you are in your natural element when surrounded by water. So, get yourself a hot tub, a waterbed, an aquarium and a fountain. Or live by a great body of water. Because of your heightened sensitivity to fluids you are advised to drink purified water and to purchase and service a water-filtration system for your home.

Fewer than two planets in Earth signs

ABOUT GETTING GROUNDED

Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.

TIP: Get the things of the earth into your home.

Add some live plants to your environment. Fill your home with tile, pottery, wicker, ceramics, rocks and crystals. Spend more time in the present moment. Constantly remind yourself to "be here now". Eat more solid foods such as stews, soups, cooked grains and casseroles. Get more into your body. Treat yourself to regular professional massage. Find a sport or exercise regime that you can enjoy. Walk around in your bare feet in the cool dewy grass. Work to acquire a sense of steady rhythm and endurance.

Four or more planets in Air signs

YOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.

Sun Parallel Venus

SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH AFFINITY GOOD LUCK AND THE GOOD LIFE

You know how to please people and you want to be liked. You can become a star by swaying others with your natural charm and style. You may be warm-hearted, affectionate, social and erotic.

Comfort, pleasure and luxury are necessary for you to be you.

Sun Parallel Uranus

SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH LIBERATION FAME AND GOOD PR IS LIKELY

You're brilliant, original and independent though somewhat erratic, impulsive, and rebellious. You're naturally innovative and can become a star by adjusting your talents to the information age. Marriage is challenging, to say the least. Before someone becomes your lover, see if you are friends. Give yourself permission to enjoy unusual relationships with outstanding characters.

Sun Parallel Pluto

SELF-EXPRESSION UNITES WITH CLEANSING EXTRA COMPETITIVE POWER

You can become a star by dealing with power issues and power complexes. You can be obsessive and extreme in your drive for power. Your physical, psychological and spiritual desires are all very strong. Once you consolidate your position, you will advance. Once you define and commit yourself to a goal, your physical strength, mental energy and creative powers make you unstoppable.

TIP: Your power is volcanic O.J. Simpson. Within you is a crucible of creation.

You can take up a cause. You can right some wrongs. You can fight some injustices. You can change yourself and the environment. If anybody can begin again and restructure for change, it is you. You can create extreme success for yourself. Your willpower, tenacity and resourcefulness are extraordinary.

Venus Parallel Uranus

A BIT OF FAME AND FORTUNE

You've a fondness for innovation and a taste for delightful reforms. You profit through change. Often your preferences are scientific. Your appreciation for mechanical and electrical objects may bring you riches. You look good on film and in print. Your successes will be celebrated. The good life and a generous portion of sophisticated pleasures will be yours. You have some lovely idiosyncrasies and uncommon ways of showing your affection.

Venus Parallel Pluto

EXTREME PASSIONS AND PLEASURES

You can make money from investments and from buying businesses. You can make a ton of money, literally. You have a phenomenal ability to make money. You can make money on borrowed money and you can make money lending money. You might consider currencies and derivatives. You enjoy personal power, secret wealth and pleasures.

Jupiter Parallel Saturn

ENCOURAGEMENT UNITES WITH DECISIONS SELF MADE

Civic responsibilities will play a pivotal role in your life. You can be good at solving problems for others, now do it for yourself.

TIP: Get good at being great.

Uranus Parallel Pluto

IMPROVED ENFORCED EMBRACED

You command attention and control. You can move public opinion and policy. You have some very pronounced interests and great willpower. You are very good at whatever you pursue one hundred percent. You can be known for making radical reforms and revolutionary changes.

Mercury beyond the Tropic of Capricorn

EXTRAORDINARY COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS

There is no doubt about it O.J. Simpson. You are a "Mercurial Character." You can be: the messenger, reporter, critic, trickster, educator, whiz kid, D.J., pixie and voyeur. You can develop a unique way with words. You're encouraged to learn another language, perhaps Spanish or a computer language.

Pay attention to themes of "twoness" and you can double your good luck. For example, you can double your income by developing skill as a paid speaker and published author.

Venus beyond the Tropic of Cancer

EXTRAORDINARY CHARM

Truly, you are a "Venusian Character." You can be: the diplomat, romantic, sweetie, hair dresser, glamour puss, beauty queen, sexpot, lover and seducer. You lead something of a charmed life. People like you and are attracted by your strong beauty and style. You are naturally polite, suave, civilized, refined, and beautiful. Love and the good life are important to you.

Uranus beyond the Tropic of Cancer

SPECIAL GENIUS KINKY CHARACTER

You are a "Uranian Character." You can be a: scientist, eccentric, radical, iconoclast, soothsayer, wizard or mother of invention. Whether or not you are comfortable with the concept, you are in fact something of a genius. Maybe you're more accepting of yourself as a character, rebel, or someone who marches to the beat of a different drummer. You could be in the public eye a long time.

TIP: Utilize electronic gizmos and gadgets more to your advantage. Become friends with computers, flying machines and positive forces from above.

Something about you is futuristic or interested in ancient civilizations. You may not be much concerned with fashion and what's "in" by today's standards. You can create the standards of tomorrow. Sometimes it may seem as if your life is on hold with nothing happening. Then, in an instant, your whole world is transformed.

Pluto beyond the Tropic of Cancer

SPECIAL ANALYTICAL POWERS

You are a "Pluto Person." You could be a major power behind the scenes. You can be: the producer, head shrinker, "tax" collector or investigator. Whatever it is, you probably have an intense, all consuming approach to your work. You feel about sex the same way that you feel about many other things, it's either is all or nothing at all. Love you or hate you, tell you to your face or say it behind your back, people have some drastic opinions about you and your efforts.

You have some natural detective instincts and an ability to see through facades and appearances. You probe deeply and want to know what motivates people. Folks feel compelled to confide in you and tell their secrets. You could make your mark with a syndicate, network or the like. Learn a therapy modality and charge people by the hour for your sessions.

Your life has not been easy and some or much of what you have lived through would have simply killed weaker folks. Part of your life must have been a living hell. However, your will power and sense of control is extraordinary. You get second chances. You could be in the public eye a long time. If you choose to you can become extremely wealthy.

Mercury Retrograde

CONCEPTUAL FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

There is more to your mind than meets the eye. In your early years, you were in your own little world, focused internal. As you age and mature, your focus will become more external. Your mind will move into higher gears, and learning will become easier.

You may have started your life self-conscious and shy, especially about speech and communications. To those who do not know any better, you may appear absentminded. You are, in fact, contemplative and attuned to and aware of subtle psychological states. You just can't always explain what's happening.

You naturally learn through absorption. Make learning easier; get a copy of The Brain Gym. This little booklet will show you simple tricks to make you smarter.

In time you may develop special communications skills and make your mark on the world. Along the way, to make life easier and more fun, learn to make some small talk and deal naturally with casual acquaintances. Stay alert for changing signposts.

Jupiter Retrograde

FORCE OF ENCOURAGEMENT IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)

It hasn't been easy for you to find your place in the community. You're more philosophical and meditative than most people. Somewhat socially reclusive, you often prefer your own company. Paradoxically, you have a great need to belong to a group. This is one of your most basic choices: Will you sustain the effort to create a place for yourself in the community, or will you become progressively more unhappy, isolated and alienated?

TIP: If you're not happy with social conditions, retreat, reconsider and find a creative way to rebel.

Search out groups of people who share your belief systems and with whom you are psychologically attuned. This may take some time to find the proper fit. The people that you are looking for are out of the ordinary, uncommon and atypical. Consider starting a local chapter of a national or global organization.


NEXT - Chapter 2
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives


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