AdZe MiXXe® presents
StarBios Report
for
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield, born 1921 November 22 at 1200PM, Babylon, New York (40N42 73W20 5W)
House System: koch
"It is my great pleasure to present your StarBios Report.
This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort.
I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it.
For the most part, this report is positive and sincere.
Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff
and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared,
I have dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches.
This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice
and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is my hope that this report will provoke you to positive right action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is my exercise in free speech and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself."
-- AdZe MiXXe
This StarBios Report can guide you to your best possible future.
Revealing your most important personalized astrological information,
the StarBios Report is like an executive summary about you and for you.
This report contains specific tactics to help you achieve your destiny.
If you pick up just one appropriate tip and stick with it,
this report will have paid for itself many times over.
AdZe's StarBios Report is developed over twelve chapters:
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives
AdZe's StarBios Report is an astrological reading for Rodney Dangerfield.
It is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is not for therapy or fortune telling purposes.
It is hoped that this Report will provoke positive action and entertain you simultaneously.
It is an exercise of free speech, and your reminder that life is what you make it.
Enjoy yourself.
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Planet
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Longitude
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Rx
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Declination
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Sun
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29 Scorpio 52
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20S08
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Moon
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2 Virgo 47
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7N20
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Mercury
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11 Scorpio 47
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13S28
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Venus
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11 Scorpio 02
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13S60
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Mars
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9 Libra 48
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2S47
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Jupiter
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11 Libra 41
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3S37
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Saturn
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4 Libra 58
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0S02
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Uranus
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5 Pisces 46
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9S50
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Neptune
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16 Leo 00
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Rx
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15S59
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Pluto
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9 Cancer 39
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Rx
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26S14
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Chiron
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9 Aries 21
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Rx
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1S50
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Node
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15 Libra 45
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Ascendant
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16 Aquarius 01
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Midheaven
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4 Sagittarius 45
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House System
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koch
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House
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Longitude
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1
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16 Aquarius 01
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2
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23 Pisces 39
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3
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3 Taurus 09
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4
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4 Gemini 45
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5
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24 Gemini 26
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6
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17 Cancer 06
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7
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16 Leo 01
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8
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23 Virgo 39
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9
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3 Scorpio 09
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10
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4 Sagittarius 45
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11
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24 Sagittarius 26
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12
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17 Capricorn 06
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Chapter 1. Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
Four or more planets in Water signs
A CUP OF YOUR LOVE
A great deal of your time is spent in the world of feelings, emotions and intuitions. For the most part, your life is experienced as an ebb and flow of emotional tides and currents. You usually react strongly to the emotional atmosphere of any given situation. You don't deal with people so much by their outward appearance as you do by their inner state. You seem to know things intuitively and have some degree of psychic power. Your best communication is often nonverbal.
You are very impressionable though you try to hide it. Since intangibles play a great role in your life, practicality or intellectualism isn't necessarily your thing.
Few things bring you greater happiness than a successful, close, personal relationship. You have an innate understanding of the interconnectedness and interdependence of all forms of life. Empathy, compassion and emotional rapport can be your strongest virtues. However, not many people are ready to merge the way you are. Learn to recognize and respect other peoples' boundaries. Because of your constant awareness of other peoples' emotions, you need to insure your privacy and to practice some form of daily prayer or meditation.
TIP: Master an art form such as poetry, music, photography or dance. You can do it Rodney Dangerfield.
All things aquatic and nautical fascinate you; you are in your natural element when surrounded by water. So, get yourself a hot tub, a waterbed, an aquarium and a fountain. Or live by a great body of water. Because of your heightened sensitivity to fluids you are advised to drink purified water and to purchase and service a water-filtration system for your home.
Fewer than two planets in Earth signs
ABOUT GETTING GROUNDED
Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.
TIP: Get the things of the earth into your home.
Add some live plants to your environment. Fill your home with tile, pottery, wicker, ceramics, rocks and crystals. Spend more time in the present moment. Constantly remind yourself to "be here now". Eat more solid foods such as stews, soups, cooked grains and casseroles. Get more into your body. Treat yourself to regular professional massage. Find a sport or exercise regime that you can enjoy. Walk around in your bare feet in the cool dewy grass. Work to acquire a sense of steady rhythm and endurance.
Four or more planets in Air signs
YOUR MIND IS YOUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET
Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.
TIP: In the words of Robert Anton Wilson, "You need to learn more about everything, including how to learn more."
People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.
You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.
Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.
Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.
Five or more planets in Cardinal signs
YOU DO YOUR OWN THING
You like to start things and take the initiative. You have to act, but do not like to be told what to do. You are restless, energetic, driving, outgoing, opportunistic and ambitious. You're full of primal energy and do not cope well with direct and constant supervision. You're suited for self-employment, or the kind of work where you are in charge. Probably, you're more busy than bored.
TIP: Learn to delegate in order to become a better leader.
You've a strong outward orientation to career, love, home and family. Deal directly with surroundings and others.
Concentration of planets in Libra
STRONG DIPLOMATIC STYLE
If someone works with you they better do their job or else watch out. You are an instigator, which is a paradox because you're tactful, romantic, diplomatic, cultured, gracious, fickle, social, talkative and responsive. You have bonding skills, are obliging and you can equivocate and manipulate. You need beauty and partnership.
Mercury Parallel Venus
CONCEPTS UNITE WITH AFFINITY
Good ideas can spring from any conflict you experience between your thinking and your values. You have a somewhat different approach to love. Educate yourself to the power of charm.
TIP: Upgrade vanity and conceit to beauty and art.
Become more aware of love by analyzing your values. Make an extra effort to communicate with wit, charm and affection. Your most beautiful thoughts need a pleasurable outlet. Rodney Dangerfield, you need to appreciate what is good for you and what soothes your nerves.
You have some tender, lovely thoughts and a clearly defined sense of beauty. You can do very well at creative, expressive and designing activities. You have some great female friends and a can develop a penchant for saying the right thing at the right time.
Mars Parallel Jupiter
EXTRA ENERGY AND POWER
You are an active, competitive person. You're blessed with an abundance of explosive energy and courage. You are motivated by your ideals. You just keep going and going and going. Sometimes, you're a rash hothead. You're known for your stamina and your persistent luck.
Mars Parallel Chiron
MOTIVATIONS UNITE WITH MENTORING
You've some maverick energy and are counseled to find an arena where you can run out and play hard. Try a sagacious approach to athletics. Strengthen your body mind connection.
TIP: Hire a professional trainer or become one.
Saturn Contraparallel Node
DECISIONS BRING OUT TALENT FOR INTERCHANGING
To gain more power, cultivate some of your natural affinity for the powers that be. You can get the approval and help that you need to achieve your professional goals.
Pluto beyond the Tropic of Capricorn
SPECIAL ANALYTICAL POWERS
You are a "Pluto Person." You could be a major power behind the scenes. You can be: the producer, head shrinker, "tax" collector or investigator. Whatever it is, you probably have an intense, all consuming approach to your work. You feel about sex the same way that you feel about many other things, it's either is all or nothing at all. Love you or hate you, tell you to your face or say it behind your back, people have some drastic opinions about you and your efforts.
You have some natural detective instincts and an ability to see through facades and appearances. You probe deeply and want to know what motivates people. Folks feel compelled to confide in you and tell their secrets. You could make your mark with a syndicate, network or the like. Learn a therapy modality and charge people by the hour for your sessions.
Your life has not been easy and some or much of what you have lived through would have simply killed weaker folks. Part of your life must have been a living hell. However, your will power and sense of control is extraordinary. You get second chances. You could be in the public eye a long time. If you choose to you can become extremely wealthy.
Neptune Retrograde
FANTASY FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
You're a bit self-absorbed with past difficulties and anger from the past. Sometimes you sail on wave after wave of uncharted space. In order to stay focused you need an annual retreat to distill your inspiration and your creative juices. You can make daydreams real. It's your choice; you can be a channel for higher or lower spiritual forces.
Pluto Retrograde
CLEANSING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARDS MOTION)
Become aware of your deeply seated psychological motivations. Recognizing and grappling with your repressed desires and your suppressed anger will benefit you tremendously. Among the benefits are: increased energy, productivity and peace of mind, body and soul. Spend some time alone contemplating and meditating.
Chiron Retrograde
MENTORING FORCE IS TURNED WITHIN (APPARENT BACKWARD MOTION)
The teachings that you were exposed to early in your life may not be the ones that work for you. A standard public school curriculum may not provide the education you require. You may need to search out a mentor or spend money on special teachers. It's likely that you will have to keep searching for the knowledge you need whatever that may be.
NEXT - Chapter 2
1 Your Most Important Cosmic Factors
2 Sun in Your Chart
3 Moon in Your Chart
4 Mercury in Your Chart
5 Venus in Your Chart
6 Mars in Your Chart
7 Jupiter in Your Chart
8 Saturn (and Chiron) in Your Chart
9 Uranus in Your Chart
10 Neptune in Your Chart
11 Pluto in Your Chart
12 Your Past Lives