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"It is my great pleasure to present your Great LongRange Planner. This document represents a culmination of 24 years of personal effort. I give you my best. I trust you'll enjoy it.
"For each section, the exact date is given on the top left. In the middle (in parentheses) is a range of time when the influence will be in effect. On the next line is the "techno-talk" for astrologers and hobbyists.
"Influences last for a few weeks or as long as a year. The longer the effect, the more powerful the effect. You might want to mark the longer lasting more powerful influences. For the most part, this report is positive and sincere.
"Because some people say they don't want to hear any bad stuff and other people want to be forewarned so as to be prepared, AdZe has dealt with the issue by including what may be called reality sandwiches. This report contains signs of a possible future, not portents of irrevocable things to come. The future is malleable. You have will and do make choices. Even to not consciously make a choice is to choose by default.
"The future can be negotiated. The purpose of this report is to help you anticipate and plan. After all, 'timing is everything.'
"This report is not to be taken for medical or legal advice and is
not for therapy or fortune telling purposes. It is my hope that
this report will provoke you to positive right action and
entertain you simultaneously. It is my exercise in free speech
and your reminder that life is what you make it. Enjoy yourself."
-- AdZe MiXXe
1/09/2004 (12/08/2003 to 2/03/2004)
Node Quincunx Midheaven:
PROFESSIONAL CONNECTIONS
AMBITIOUS INTERACTIONS
PEOPLE WHO SHARE YOUR DESTINY
You can make a public exchange. The spotlight's on your career now. Your spiritual path is to be found along the lines of right livelihood. Work with people who share your world view. Spend time with a higher class of people. Separate yourself from bad family habits.
BOTTOM LINE: Pursue common undertakings and endeavors.
1/16/2004 (12/22/2003 to 2/22/2004)
Saturn Square Mars:
PUT MORE SCIENCE TO WORK FOR YOU
It's stop and go time. You've got one foot on the gas and one foot on the brakes. Self-control andrestraint are major issues now.
No question about it. This is a tough and frustrating period. Your every effort may be blocked. Specifically, you know what you want and you can't seem to get it because authorities, institutions, loud noise, parents, and men are standing in your way. Folks seem extra antagonistic, harsh and severe.
Ego conflicts and confrontation are likely. Stay away from people with violent tempers. A fight could gain you nothing. Your ambitions will be sorely tested. You are facing obstacles. To get what you want will take hard work now. Even still, delays are to be expected. On the positive side, this is an excellent time for planning. You can get more power by working through sex-negative attitudes. Cultivate more physical discipline.
1/17/2004 (12/23/2003 to 2/25/2004)
Saturn Trine Ascendant:
ORGANIZED GROWTH & DISCIPLINE
Cooperation will stabilize. It's a good time to work with authorities. You can effectively improvepartnerships now. You can gain more personal power by assuming more responsibility for your own fate and destiny. You can overcome many difficulties now. You can create more room to be yourself. If you cash in on opportunity now, you will reap rewards for the next seven years.
This is a time of increasing responsibility. It is necessary to be very deliberate right now. Lots of careful planning is necessary. You could form a lasting agreement however, difficulties, delays and obstacles come first. It order to do the great thing it is necessary to withdraw from everyone and everything that is not essential.
You're being tested. This is very personal. If you want more power and prestige, assume more responsibility, especially for your own fate. You have permission to be captain of your own ship.
It is critical to make the right commitments now. A major job or relationships change is indicated. Get some advice from an older, wiser person and then earn to smile and laugh by watching more comedy video. You can make a significant breakthrough.
1/25/2004 ( 1/07/2004 to 2/18/2004)
Node Square Sun:
PUBLIC AFFAIRS FAVORED
ESTABLISH YOURSELF
ARTISTIC CREATIONS CAN GET RECOGNITION
New people come into your life. Some are important, powerful, creative and genuine. Others are only out to use you and your resources. Relationship that bring about more harm than good drain your life. Develop your ability to measure the character and integrity of new acquaintances. If you feel that life is against you, then I suggest you change your basic stance. Start by studying the "Tao."
Your future can become much more amusing. Get inspired. Follow your destiny. Start by being receptive to more fun. When it comes to spontaneous adventure, go with the flow. Your spiritual path is now to be found in the creative world. You can now cater to people's need for recreation and entertainment.
Break away from old social karma. It is possible that you need a wider circle of friends. Spend more time with distinguished people. Follow your personal destiny now.
Make greater use of your creative skills. Fulfill yourself through new areas of pleasurable artistic experience. Giving into people and social pressure may be the path of least resistance, but it is not necessarily the way for you to go.
2/04/2004 (12/07/2003 to 4/08/2004)
Neptune Square Neptune:
LIFESTYLE CRISIS
Emotions are heightened. You might feel as if you are involved in an unplanned venture. What kind of "camouflage" would be appropriate for you?
Is your life balanced along masculine feminine, creative destructive and at-one-ment separate polarities? Time to make a shift. What does the phrase "attunement with the universe" mean to you? Name your fantasy. Dissolve patterns you don't need. Embrace simplicity and spiritual awareness.
Commit yourself to your aesthetic abilities, caring instincts and scholarly pursuits. Break away from pipe dreams. Establish some artistic goals.
2/09/2004 ( 1/22/2004 to 2/27/2004)
Uranus Semisquare Moon:
UNEXPECTED EMOTIONAL CHANGE
You're emotionally wired, and ready to break away from what doesn't feel right. You may rebel against traditional or family roles. This is not the best time to buy a home.
A degree of emotional turmoil and upsets are likely. You're feeling some rash impulses. Learn to rewire your emotional hot buttons. Break bad habits and routines before they break you.
Before you react, pause and think. Before you exhaust yourself, get some rest. To cut back on nervous strain enjoy some yoga.
This is a dynamic and eventful period. It's time for some major lifestyle and mood changes. Domestic affairs face sudden changes. Inhibitions lessen. Throw out the old and bring in the new. Also, it's time to reform and improve your diet.
Like a bolt out of the blue you could be turned on and attracted to someone new and different. For good luck mix and match different cultural artifact in your private quarters.
2/14/2004 ( 1/15/2004 to 6/09/2004)
Chiron Sextile Ascendant:
BODY WORK IS FAVORED
It's an excellent time to schedule a massage or a chiropractic adjustment. It's a great time to hire a personal trainer. Take some training tips from a coach.
2/15/2004 ( 1/17/2004 to 6/08/2004)
Chiron Square Mars:
HOT MAVERICK ADJUSTMENTS & ENTHUSIASM
FORCE YOURSELF TO LEARN
NEW TOOLS AND TECHNIQUES
If you really want to be number one, you must force yourself to learn new tricks. Where is your energy going? What have you done about learning new things lately? You won't be happy conforming now. You've some maverick energy and are counseled to find an arena where you can run out and play hard.
Unconventional activities are favored. Try a sagacious approach to athletics. Strengthen your body mind connection. Opportunity comes from a teaching or healing enterprise. For example, you could hire a professional trainer or become one. Or, a professional dietician could easily help you to increase your energy potential. You are ready to enjoy more healthy activities. This is a good time go sign up for a physical fitness class or workshop. It's a good time to increase usage of home exercise equipment.
To increase your energy potential you need to add another piece. For example, you could deal with anger or trauma from past injuries including wounded pride. A chiropractic adjustment could help increase your energy potential.
BOTTOM LINE: You're in no mood to stay with the herd now. You are ready for something wild, fast and free. Shoot for your goal.
2/22/2004 ( 2/05/2004 to 3/21/2004)
Node Sextile Chiron:
MAVERICK ASSOCIATIONS
GREAT TIME TO MEET A MENTOR
ALTERNATIVE HEALING EXPERIENCE POSSIBLE
Be receptive to the connection between your mind and your body. Once you acquire a greater understanding of holistic principles, a better future will be yours. Work to cause healthy things to happen. Work to cause what is good for you to happen.
Your spiritual path is now to be found in the everyday world. You may be ready to clean up old karma with the government and with all sorts of institutions.
It is possible that you are isolated, or some sort of prisoner or recluse. You need to work out in the world. Become more practical and more helpful. Fulfill yourself through new areas of work experience. Suffering, guilt, and martyrdom may be the path of least resistance, but they are not necessarily the way for you to go.
BOTTOM LINE: You need to the things that are good for you everyday.
3/04/2004 ( 2/15/2004 to 5/25/2004)
Node Opposite Neptune:
SENSITIVITY AND VULNERABILITY INCREASE
SPIRITUAL AND SECRET CONTACTS POSSIBLE
TIME FOR PERSONAL THINGS
LOST SOULS OLD SOULS AND SOUL MATES
If people do not have clear intentions, stay away. Distance yourself from con artists and those you find confusing. If folks are using mysterious delaying tactics, back away. Unless you have a strong hunch, delay business decisions and commitments for now.
A great secret destiny will be revealed if you are receptive to cultivating your hidden strengths and eliminating your hidden weaknesses. Cause things to happen with the sheer power of faith. Your spiritual path is now to be found through compassion. You may be ready to clean up old religious karma. Nagging and criticism may be the path of least resistance, but they are not necessarily the way for you to go.
BOTTOM LINE: Enjoy more down time and more private moments. Get together with kindred spirits. Fulfill yourself through new areas of holistic experience.
3/22/2004 ( 2/16/2004 to 5/12/2004)
Uranus Opposite Uranus:
MAJOR MID-LIFE CRISIS
There about an eighty percent chance that you are involved in a tumultuous struggle with yourself and the world. Your whole life is in question. You can not go on as you have. It is time to change the direction of your life. It is a time for doubting and searching.
It's major "mid" life crisis!? time. You're neither young nor old and have just enough time to decide if you need to change the whole direction of your life. Be ready to change polarities, shiftyour awareness and redefine yourself. Deal with personal evolution. You are free to make your life better. You are at the "Noon of life." Deal with any discrepancies between who you are and who you thought you would be.
Life has an added urgency now. There is a quickening, a profound change in yourself and the world. New choices and possibilities will be raised. It's all about "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Help yourself.
You're challenged by the mother of invention. Liberate yourself from past restrictions, both the ones that you have made for yourself and the ones that society has imposed. Be free enough to make your life better. Find new ways to combine authority and mutuality. An important breakthrough comes quickly.
BOTTOM LINE: You may leave a marriage and a job. It is time to reconcile your personal needs with your life in the "outside world.
3/23/2004 ( 3/04/2004 to 4/14/2004)
Uranus Semisquare Jupiter:
DRAMATIC DISRUPTION
Lifestyle changes are likely. Religious and legal matters are problematic for now. Be wary of unwarranted risks.
A desire to be free may stimulate you to become unconventionally resourceful. You're challenged to find a social network that fits your needs. Specifically, write down your goals and share them with other people who also have written goals. Luck is the residue of creative planning.
When things happen, it will be very fast. You're feeling frisky, inventive and eager. You're readyfor adventure, excitement and big time fun. Some outworn attitudes are ready to drop now. You're ready to embrace more unique lifestyles and cultures. You're ready for an uncommon unusual educational process.
You are ready to develop more of your individual talents and abilities. Unexpected opportunities for travel will arise. A new career course is possible. Expect much innovation, a lively turn of events and interesting financial offers. A sudden change in fortune is possible.
You are ready to spend some big bucks. Take a good second look before you commit your cash. Things could go so well that you overestimate benefits. Hopes may be exaggerated. Opportunity will come in a flash. Be prepared for a major reality check. Reject fool's gold.
Become more tolerant and you will become more prosperous. You will get more of what you want by using novel forms of persuasion. Aspire to compute more.
4/04/2004 ( 3/03/2004 to 7/03/2004)
Node Square Venus:
NEW CONNECTIONS AND TEAMWORK
PARTY PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE
You will be doing a lot more relating. Be more receptive to people. Cause nice things to happen with your close personal companions. Your spiritual path is now to be found in the world of relationships.
You may be ready to clean up old personal karma. Be careful, bribes may backfire. It is possible that you may be overdoing it with a me first attitude. Fulfill yourself through new areas of cooperation. Giving into selfish desires may be the path of least resistance, but it is not necessarily the way for you to go.
BOTTOM LINE: Work to establish a fair balance between your own needs and the needs of other people in your life. Do what's agreeable.
4/05/2004 ( 3/17/2004 to 5/02/2004)
Uranus Sesquiquadrate Node:
UNUSUAL ACQUAINTANCES
Friendships and alliances are shaky now. An unexpected separation is possible. You could rebel against bureaucracy.
Destiny has dealt you a wild card that can suddenly and unexpectedly connect you to past and future lives and to a secret society. You could form an unexpected alliance with exciting people. Until you're on the right path for you, other folks can shock and disrupt your life and your lifestyle. Read the Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin.
It is crucial that you are clear about your chief purpose in life. Get more involved with people who have both scientific and astrological interests. Unexpected publicity is possible.
4/25/2004 ( 3/19/2004 to 5/17/2004)
Saturn Trine Ascendant:
ORGANIZED GROWTH & DISCIPLINE
Cooperation will stabilize. It's a good time to work with authorities. You can effectively improvepartnerships now. You can gain more personal power by assuming more responsibility for your own fate and destiny. You can overcome many difficulties now. You can create more room to be yourself. If you cash in on opportunity now, you will reap rewards for the next seven years.
This is a time of increasing responsibility. It is necessary to be very deliberate right now. Lots of careful planning is necessary. You could form a lasting agreement however, difficulties, delays and obstacles come first. It order to do the great thing it is necessary to withdraw from everyone and everything that is not essential.
You're being tested. This is very personal. If you want more power and prestige, assume more responsibility, especially for your own fate. You have permission to be captain of your own ship.
It is critical to make the right commitments now. A major job or relationships change is indicated. Get some advice from an older, wiser person and then earn to smile and laugh by watching more comedy video. You can make a significant breakthrough.
4/26/2004 ( 3/22/2004 to 5/18/2004)
Saturn Square Mars:
PUT MORE SCIENCE TO WORK FOR YOU
It's stop and go time. You've got one foot on the gas and one foot on the brakes. Self-control andrestraint are major issues now.
No question about it. This is a tough and frustrating period. Your every effort may be blocked. Specifically, you know what you want and you can't seem to get it because authorities, institutions, loud noise, parents, and men are standing in your way. Folks seem extra antagonistic, harsh and severe.
Ego conflicts and confrontation are likely. Stay away from people with violent tempers. A fight could gain you nothing. Your ambitions will be sorely tested. You are facing obstacles. To get what you want will take hard work now. Even still, delays are to be expected. On the positive side, this is an excellent time for planning. You can get more power by working through sex-negative attitudes. Cultivate more physical discipline.
5/15/2004 ( 4/23/2004 to 6/03/2004)
Saturn Sextile Mercury:
EXCELLENT TIME FOR PLANNING
Business enterprises are favored now. Reading, writing and research is favored. Organization, disciplined observation and scientific work will be rewarded. You can organize a discussion. Long trips are possible.
Your powers of concentration are good. Careful, logical, objective thinking creates opportunity. Be matter-of-fact. Set the record straight. Work on your ideas. You can articulate the profound. You will pass the test.
5/22/2004 ( 5/02/2004 to 6/09/2004)
Saturn Sextile Pluto:
CLEAN SWEEP INDICATED
It's a good time for business relationships. Excellent cooperation is indicated. Great achievements are possible. Your work can be extreemely productive. Concentrate your activity on a realistic goal. Leave nothing to chance. Some sort of personal evolution is likely. You can begin a great phase of far-reaching and long-lasting change.
One way or another you will be changing your lifestyle. Career transformations are indicated. You must focus your resources. The pressure is turned up past tolerable levels. To cope you must develop new levels of authority and expertise. You must learn new lessons about sex, power and authority. You will be entering a new phase of your sex life.
You will be sorely tested. Winning will take painstakingly hard work combined with unrelenting commitment. A total commitment to self-improvement right now would actually improve your luck. For example, you can now demonstrate absolute commitment to diet, exercise, lifestyle improvements and ongoing education. The choice is your. You are the one facing irrevocable decisions. Make a clean sweep.
5/23/2004 ( 3/04/2004 to 7/04/2004)
Node Trine Pluto:
EXERCISE YOUR POWER
GO FOR RECIPROCAL RIGHTS AND AGREEMENTS
RECYCLE WHAT OTHERS HAVE DISCARDED
NEW CONNECTIONS MAY COMPEL YOU TO TRANSFORM
ORGANIZE NEW OR DISJOIN OLD TIES
ONE IN A MILLION OPPORTUNITY
Antiquing is favored now. You can acquire supernatural and carnal knowledge. People may feel driven to become your friend. You can get great help and do big things. You could be harvesting rewards from past good deeds.
Your life will become more mysterious as you are attracted to influential people. Be receptive to new cultural and sexy growth experiences. Use your personal magnetism to cause things to happen. Your spiritual path is now to be found in the world of intrigue. You may be ready to clean up old financial karma.
The sexual revolution wants more teamwork from you. Fulfill yourself through new areas of magical experience.
Secret treaties, lusty meetings and clandestine operations are possible now. Personal greed may be the path of least resistance, but it is not necessarily the way for you to go.
BOTTOM LINE: Work to enjoy the mental dimension and apply mass psychology. You can learn to bend people's thoughts with subtle means.
6/08/2004 ( 5/21/2004 to 6/25/2004)
Saturn Trine Neptune:
REALISTIC INSPIRATION
You can now use your imagination and intuition for practical advantage. You have the opportunity to make your ideas take shape. What is your most compassionate goal? What is your plan to achieve it? You can be extra charitable now.
This is a "strange as it may seem" time. You're feeling extra sensitive and introspective. Give yourself space for some sober reflection.
You could develop mystical romantic feelings for an older person. Once you find your faith, you can dissolve any and all fears. It's a favorable time for spiritual pursuits. Give serious consideration to that which inspires you. Unless you get a strong intuition, postpone major decisions for now.
Note: To cure "bad luck" create more glamorous working conditions. For example add plants, flowers, chimes, lighting effects and original art work from a living artist to your working environment.
6/14/2004 ( 5/29/2004 to 7/01/2004)
Saturn Trine Chiron:
REAL WORLD MAVERICK
You're feeling dissatisfaction with convention. You are ready for maverick thinking. Look for alternatives to liberalism and conservatism. The wisdom contained in this seemingly distant past contains the key for unlocking your future. You are encouraged to study the customs of your most ancient ancestors. You can gain more power by gaining insight into mythology, especially myths surrounding Chiron, the centaur. Learn from a "superior" who can serve as a mentor.
People will be coming to you with their problems. If they are to take your advice seriously, they must pay for it. Otherwise, they could just dump their troubles on you. Now is the time to bill by the hour. It's a good time to heal,fix or repair old problems.
6/18/2004 ( 3/16/2004 to 7/16/2004)
Node Trine Mercury:
FIND A NEW PATHWAY TO YOUR DESTINY
CONNECT COORDINATE AND COMMUNICATE
BUSINESS FAVORED
It's a good time to buy new communications tools. Well thought out and coordinated joint ventures are favored now.
Quick, curious people will be coming into your life. It's time to develop your mental faculties as well as your dexterity. You can enhance your communications skills and get your ideas out to the public. You're not a school kid any more. You can set goals for yourself. You can achieve them. Write your list now.
Your future potential is spatially nearby. Be receptive to new local connections. Cause things to happen soon. You may be ready to clean up old legal karma. Your spiritual path is now to be found right in the neighborhood. People will share their thoughts with you.
Try and establish new local ties. Stimulate yourself through greater contact with the neighbors. Continually impressing others with your personal dogma may be the path of least resistance, but it is not necessarily the way for you to go. Fulfill yourself through new areas of experience with your sisters and brothers.
6/24/2004 ( 6/13/2004 to 7/05/2004)
Chiron Semisquare Saturn:
SERIOUS MENTORING
MAVERICK AMBITIONS
MAJOR WOUNDING OR HEALING POSSIBLE
You're feeling dissatisfaction with convention. You are ready for maverick thinking. Look for alternatives to liberalism and conservatism. The wisdom contained in the seemingly distant past contains the key for unlocking your future. You are encouraged to study the customs of your most ancient ancestors. You can gain more power by gaining insight into mythology, especially myths surrounding Chiron, the centaur. Learn from a "superior" who can serve as a mentor.
People will be coming to you with their problems. If they are to take your advice seriously, they must pay for it. Otherwise, they could just dump their troubles on you. Now is the time to bill by the hour. It's a good time to heal, fix or repair old problems.
You may not have been born to a fully functional father figure. If you do not want to become old before your time, work to heal the father archetype. Work at healing wounds inflicted by the patriarchy.
6/30/2004 ( 6/08/2004 to 7/23/2004)
Chiron Trine Uranus:
SING THE BODY ELECTRIC
MAVERICK ASSOCIATIONS
GENIUS MENTOR
You need to be liberated- from what? Perhaps bad health habits or just plain old low energy. Seek out a healer.
It's time to detach and become more future oriented. Network, facilitate and organize an event to satisify the body and soul. Gather with mavericks and eccentrics.
Be free enough to learn something new. Dare to express maverick opinions. Dare to learn from those who are neither liberal or conservative. Take a look at a night school catalogue. Participate in seminars. Create some of your own. Information will heal you. Make the most of learning techniques. Learn things with your mind as well as your body. Develop your sense of body electric through acupuncture and acupressure.